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if you don't have at least 50 songs that are your favorite song we might not understand things the same way

I used to think that I didn’t like sweet potatoes but I figured out that’s just because people like to put brown sugar and marshmallows and honey and stuff that makes them gross and dumb into them for some reason.

Question now is can the ANT-less wolves win enough game to keep a top four seed in reach. My honest belief is that the answer is .... yes!

Previously I would have thought this was a funny joke but recently I got $80 worth of clothing free because I had Kohl’s cash in my account so now I know that the difference is that Kohl’s cash is real.

Wolves getting a little early season test here.

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

Target Center hasn't seen ally oops like this since Ricky left town.

This Vikings / Colts game is spectacularly boring.

Ive said it before and I’ll say it again- Joys Pattaya on 76th and Lyndale is delicious.

I'm not always up to date on all of the most current internet trends but I will say that, having been to cheesecake factory, I see absolutely no good reason to ever talk about it.

Fun times in Minnesota.

My favorite thing in sports is when a team runs for 4 yards on first down and both teams think they did good.

Since most people are scared to say it I’ll just go ahead and say it: Poison is better than Bon Jovi.

One of the things i have admitted to being wrong about is that I thought the wolves should have drafted Ball over ANT but now it doesn’t matter. This fucking rules.

These wolves uniforms are incredible.

Nokomis House on 54th and Chicago ya’ll.

The only actually good advice I’ve ever heard given is “pour it over the sink”.

I appreciate Aaron Rupar keeping us informed on what trump and his people are up to but his obsession with trump's hands is weird as hell. Trumps physical health is not even in the top 100 of things I'm concerned about with all of this.

Wolves fans who don’t have ESPN.

I'm so mad at the timeberwolves right now. Seriously questioning if sports as a hobby is even worth it anymore. Spent all day excited, only to learn that they didn't put up the season opener on the primary streaming app they sold us as the way to watch the team this season.

Wait? So the wolves season opener isn’t on the primary wolves streaming app and I’m just fucked?

Just one.

Overrated: Big Lobowski Underrated: Cabin Boy

This song is old and there is a specific reason for it. In the 1700s, macaroni was a term for a fashionable, extravagant young man who had traveled in Europe, particularly Italy, and adopted the latest European fashions.

I've been thinking about it all weekend and I just can't think of a good reason why a person would ever stick a feather in their hat and call it macaroni.

Cleaned the garage and had lunch at Frenchman’s. Vikings on a bye and we sat in the back yard on a beautiful day. Can’t think of a better Sunday.

Fantasy draft today. Rate my team.

Don’t think I’ve ever looked cooler.

This is my good friend Miles. He’s pretty happy to see me because it’s been a few weeks.

Trying not to turn on the heat- especially since it’s fine for sleeping.

I’ve seen enough. Time to start planning the wolves parade route. I’m thinking start at Allianz field, cross over to Marshall at prior, over the lake street bridge and then take Chicago Ave into downtown. I know that’s a long parade but I think we deserve it.

Is anyone else noticing a lot of glitching with the DAZN app?

My social life (getting text messages from political campaigns) has never been better.

I forgot about the whole “wake up when it’s dark outside” thing.

Brenda and Brandon Walsh saying they have a “cabin” on Lake Minnetonka.

What a wild and crazy world we live in.

Great night out with the one and only @toadsongs.bsky.social Photo credit- the photo booth at Amsterdam Bar.

What skills do you lack but wish you had? I wish I could: - play cello - speak Spanish - check my Instagram without accidentally going to Threads.

Snail Mail showing off a bigger sound than when we saw them at first Ave was fun.

A lot of bands have cultivated a sound of living tribute to The Cure over the years but Soccer Mommy might be the most loving.

I still can’t believe they made an Uncharted movie that never had Nathan Drake climb anything.

In terms of being something you spend money on is a tattoo a good or an experience?

Lifehack: live in Richfield, MN.

Great 2-4-1 at the Palace Theater tomorrow night with Soccer Mommy and Snail Mail. Looking forward to it.

Waking up to attend a conference and then fly home and finding out that the hotel had the water shut off is not ideal.

Took this old ass trolly up to the top of the hill.