AverageImposter

After hitting the 2nd JOBATHON milestone months ago, CAT MERCH IS FINALLY HERE!! Many thanks to @sgtmug.com for her phenomenal art and assistance in this drop, she killed it! nugget approves this message imposter.fit

Sooo JOBATHON is still going which means WE STILL GOT COLLABS TO TALK ABOUT!! This Friday @carrarium.bsky.social and I will be collab-ing IN PERSON to make the BEST CELESTE MOD EVER …with not very much modding experience SO you should come by and cheer for us 9/25 9AM twitch.tv/averageimposter

Unfortunately, job search in my previous career is still going... But that DOES mean that if you’re looking for a full time video editor, I can be your guy!! Please let me do the funnies

secureaccount absolutely showed UP on Saturday with a new personal best and world record by 41 seconds! In around 2 hours, the second day of our two day Open Stage for our True Ending tournament is going to start!

A game idea has been plaguing my mind for months now, but I have hardly any gamedev experience, so here’s a silly start to a platformer for my first #screenshotsaturday I suppose

So, I've been hit with notices of overdue student loan repayments for loans in my name that my family and I missed in our bookkeeping and I am at risk of defaulting on, on top of my normal monthly costs. #mutualaid Any little bit helps and just sharing is appreciated ko-fi.com/professorbur...

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Sometimes you need the same thing spoken 3 different ways at you to understand what they mean

Are ya ready to get insulted?? Because THIS FRIDAY 8PM EST Windette will be taking me through SIlksong any% til I GET IT DONE!! Aaaaaand hopefully he doesn't find too much to yell at me about... twitch.tv/averageimposter

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Sometimes it’s really tough to prioritize what content to make, and I hate feeling like I’m making a “wrong” decision in those moments. Theres so much I want to do and not nearly enough time to do it all. Sheesh.

I’m excited to announce a collab with SM64 expert @jaquarium.bsky.social THIS FRIDAY, 8/14 during the JOB-A-THON! Expect a healthy dose of Celeste and SM64 gameplay (whether it’ll be good gameplay or not… different story)

I’ve FINALLY BEATen my very first Red Grandmaster map in Celeste. I never saw myself beating a GM map, and coming out on top after 25 hours without save states feels unreal. I’m so glad I set out to do this, and I appreciate all the support that got us here BUT WE’RE STILL LIVE RUNNING THE JOBATHON

Aaaaaaand they haven’t showed up yet 🙄 gotta delay stream until they get here, hopefully can start in the next 1-2 hours

Stream delayed to 1pm EST today because I have to fight my ISP, let’s see what excuse they give me this time

We have finally hit our 2nd milestone!! The support has been phenomenal, and my cats are very happy for me. Or maybe they're just happy I feed them earlier... anyway, Day 16 incoming

We're LIVE on Day 14 of the Job-A-Thon, refreshed and sweating in the heat yay

Had to make today a half-day stream, lots of tasks and streaming many days in a row gave me a burnout scare. On the bright side, I’ve started to make video game. Barely, but we’ll see what comes of it Back on it tomorrow morning at 9am

If you ever wondered what a Red Grandmaster map looks like in Celeste… yeeeeeeea. That one room took about 4 hours and I’m nowhere near the end. Guess I gotta finish it this upcoming week lol

It’s time to take on a Red GM map for hitting the first milestone! As a mostly vanilla Celeste player, this should be interesting. Check out what happens at 9am EST! twitch.tv/averageimposter

Look, I ain't a Hardcore Minecraft expert or anything but GETTING DIAMONDS IN AN HOUR SEEMS LIKE AN ACHIEVEMENT TO ME!! And no deaths! Anyway, on to the next day of TO-DOs twitch.tv/averageimposter

Another day means many more TO-DOs to be done! Live NOW with Day 5!!

GET A COMMISSION FROM MUG SHES AWESOME just look at this lil guy…

Post SGDQ blues hit really, really hard. Every single year. And it’s a reminder of why I keep coming back. The cause it supports and the friends who are here and all the experiences become so overwhelming that their absence is extremely palpable. Thank you to everyone who makes SGDQ what it is ❤️

SO while I’m looking forward to whatever TODOs you have in store for me, I gotta make sure we don’t get a little too ridiculous during the JOB-A-THON In order to make sure your TODOs can be properly executed, check out this doc! It’s got all the info you’ll need docs.google.com/document/d/1...

WE ARE ONE WEEK AWAY FROM THE JOB-A-THON!! There will be plenty of collabs and shenanigans. Hopefully you’ll join me at twitch.tv/averageimposter at 9am EST on the 15th to kick it off

Gamers, the Super Meat Boy 3D run is in about 3 hours! Make sure you tune in and if you're here get your ass in the stream room! There's an incentive for a bonus All Glitches run that you all NEED to hit. We need to raise $40k for Doctors Without Borders by the end of the run! LET'S DO THIS!!!

yay 20 hours of driving over 2 days has got me to friends and cool event now goodnight

I got laid off back in April, so I’m kicking off The JOB-A-THON on July 15th. If you’re interested in collab-ing for this let me know!! Streaming every weekday, 9-5pm EST (sometimes doing overtime, more info to come)

Can you believe it guys? SGDQ! Just a week away. SGDQ is in a week!

HUGE

I’m deleting Celeste and every single one of my guides.

I’m so good at streaming that after 5 years, I just now got around to syncing all of my audio sources with my camera / microphone. I can finally hum along to songs without being grossly misaligned

Now that it has been over 5 years (what is time) since the 1.4 update for Celeste, I thought it would be great to show the people what even changed for speedrunning back then. A lot of people weren't around back then after all youtu.be/psTZTHsNFvE

I don’t know what this means

So with respect to everything going on, everyone has to stop what they’re doing and start having a good day right now

hey it’s really mean to get laid off the day I get back from vacation and also when I just went under contract on purchasing a home what the fuck

I look forward to running whatever absurd category extension leaderboard this addition creates

yippee

I made it without ever seeing the golden room