Chris Cummings

Genevieve is my president. knowermusic.bandcamp.com/track/im-the...

I’m only compelled to post when I have put a little bit of alcohol inside of me. Both are rarer and rarer.

Chicago is cool af

I put out more code than ever before in my life but it’s so much less fun that I have no interest in talking about it anymore 😭

LA is so pleasant

lol getting mad at model distillation after training on scraped and stolen data 🤣

I need therapy from being an eagles fan 😭

Upsetting end to a frustrating eagles season for sure. It just sucks cause they can be so good sometimes.

Well missing that extra point is costing us. 😭 hope we pull it together! #FlyEaglesFly

What the hell has been going on with Jake Elliot?!?!! #GoBirds

Why do so many dudes watch the movie Up In The Air on planes?

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

Pretty cathartic to see Saquan getting some runs this game. Go birds!

okay wtf is happening with the eagles. i don't get it.

Well F

big philly sports night 🙏 cant believe we're in the 11th inning of this baseball game and 2nd quarter of the eagles game haha. fervently switching between them.

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

Yikes that was a frustrating loss. There were some super sus calls but it definitely shouldn’t have been that close. Hoping to see things turn around quickly. Go birds!

Free Greta Thunberg and the rest of the illegally detained flotilla activists.

That panda panda panda rap that went mega viral (idk how many years ago) was such a bop.

Gotta respect that 65yd field goal.

wtf punt block. unbelievable!! our special teams is legit exciting to watch #gobirds!

Holy shit vegan apple pie 😋

It looked so fall-weather outside this morning so I wore pants into a sticky 80 degree day walking around. Idk why I do this to myself.

If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it. This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.

Watching the Eagles in that 2nd half makes me remember: good things can happen actually. Go birds! 🦅

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Political violence and threats are not the answer. This is a watershed moment — we can choose to stay silent and live in fear, or we can choose to be loud for peace and compassion. We must work together to stop this crisis, and it should start from the top with the President.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

if i had the opportunity to ask a question of anyone in the administration, given this "war in chicago" messaging, i would ask them how many americans the president intends to kill in his war

this is a shit post