Robert Bruinewoud - Assorted Projects

Robert Bruinewoud - Assorted Projects

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australian screenwriter [former graphic designer] 🚫AI #scifisky #fantasysky #horrorsky #scriptsky #moviesky #filmsky

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watched Doctor Who with the 10yo grandkid recently – a Jodie Whittaker episode: “The Witchfinders” – near the start there's a lot of arguing and the grandkid got confused and asked: “Who are they all talking about? Who’s ’Satan’?” – i love that they didn’t know – if only all kids could be so lucky 😀

i've always been a little dubious about Stage32 – and wasn't impressed when i recently lost all my stuff with the launch of their "Marketplace" – but the introduction of their new anti-AI vetting process should be celebrated (assuming it works) 😬 #scriptsky www.screenhub.com.au/news/industr...

screenhub.com.auUS script platform Stage 32 launches new marketplace that vets scripts for AI use | ScreenHub: Film, TV, Streaming and GamesUS screen career platform Stage 32 has launched a new marketplace that spotlights human-made scripts and pushes back on those with AI use.

after seemingly vanishing without a trace, it's good to see *Dust Bunny* get some love as Best Limited Release Feature at this years Fangoria Chainsaw Awards it's a very pretty movie 😘 #scriptsky #horrorsky #filmsky #moviesky www.fangoria.com/2026-fangori...

fangoria.comHere Are The 2026 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards WinnersAnd with that, we wave adieu to the 2026 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards. Here's the complete list of this year's winners, as chosen by Fango readers.
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finding himself unable to enjoy cat videos because of AI-slop, Australian journalist, John Birmingham, suggested the Germans create a new word Ersatzenttäuschung: “the disappointment of the substitute”, the deflation of discovering what seemed authentic was counterfeit, the melancholy of the unreal

yup, it's only a matter of time before some murderer pleads, "but the AI-chat told me to do it" – some might even say it's "inevitable" still, i guess it's good news for God and the Devil – they won't be be dragged into court as often to defend their innocence 😁 #scriptsky ht; Alan O’Neil (on FB)

this is about more than comedy “Observational stand-up about dating and getting older” – fits comfortably into a commissioning document “Three Melbourne men progressively destroy the concept of reality for 22 minutes” – is slightly more difficult #scriptsky zijunli.substack.com/p/why-have-a...

zijunli.substack.comWhy have Australian comedians disappeared?Australia is extremely good at producing funny people. So why does so little of its comedy travel?

TUBI X BLACK LIST HORROR INITIATIVE anyone else enter this? the shortlist was to be announced in “mid August” – but i haven’t seen anything – no “sorry, but thanks” email so i looked on both sites and searched online … and found nothing is this how the Black List usually operates? #scriptsky

BLCKLST’s response (edited for length): … overwhelming interest and participation … has impacted the consideration timeline. To accommodate all submissions … Tubi … team has ... extended ... decision period. Once they ha(ve) review(ed) all material ... writers of advancing projects will be notified

just read in Cole Haddon’s 5AM StoryTalk (substack) that the first twist in *The Sixth Sense* – “I see dead people.” – occurs on page 54 of a 126-page script* *or, if you read the cleaned-up version and not the scanned script, page 58 of a 113-page #scriptsky #screenwriting #filmsky #moviesky

this how i discovered that i’ve experienced jamais vu numerous times – usually while working as a graphic designer – i’d be sifting through hundreds of typefaces for a logo, and i’d suddenly realise: “shit! i spelt the brand name wrong” – only to re-realise that no, the spelling is correct

after seeing an old Greek guy on Instagram repair the tyre of his wheelbarrow by cutting a hole in it and filling it with concrete, i now have a new go to response when someone complains that some device isn’t working: “Have you tried cutting a hole in it and filling it with concrete?" #scriptsky