JonStewartforPresident2028

JonStewartforPresident2028

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Jon Stewart for President 2028 That's it.

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$104,109,589.0411 per day $4,337,899.54 per hour $72,298.33 per minute $1,204.97 per second That is how much the government pays musk when you break down 38 billion a year. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #fuckmusk&trump

The government is spying on us in real time using your wifi routers! This technology is real, a decade old, and now being used to watch us in real time while we stream movies, check reddit, or our emails. Xfinity and Comcast share this data with the government!

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Breaking: GOP Congressman Andy Ogles, who has said gay people have “no place in America” and “Muslims don't belong in American society,” just lost his primary in Tennessee. He will no longer serve in Congress.

Answer: Stop playing politics. Take the power you have and wield it like a republican. Do what is right for the people, the country, and our future. Or you will become a forgotten footnote in Washington's history. While people like Bernie and AOC will be remembered as courageous leaders.

As a 90s kid our movies taught us that our parent's generation were the bad guys and that we as kids must team up to overcome their tyrannical behavior. We are adults now. Our parent's generation are generally still evil. Fuck the republinazis!

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Hey bob! How about you focus on the ice agents not wearing mask and stealing your citizens. Ans while youre at it, bo data centers. I know this might make your rich friends sad, but i prefer my neighbors over your faacist buddies

The future is fucked! My 5 year old nephew during a game of pool noodle jedi fighting. Him: You see the glowing icon over my head? Me: Sure do bud! Him: So tap it, go to push code, and enter enkr. Then you can get your free upgraded character!

Me: What the fuck dude? Are you pushing an ad on me? Him: N0! That's just how you get new a character in my game! Me: Fuuuuuuuuuck tablets! JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028

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~ 274 gallons (1,037 liters). ~ 1,836 lbs (833 kg) of jet fuel used. ~ $1,918 cost of fuel. ~ 3 tons of CO2 emissions.

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History will remember the cover-up just as much as the crimes. The rich protect the rich. The powerful protect the powerful. And the public was told to stay quiet and stop asking questions. Melania mastered the art of being First Lady “Hooker” of the USA! #SheShed #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

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I said what I said

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Katie Phang unloads on Senate Republicans after they fled Washington. "Do you hear that sound? It’s the sound of a whole bunch of f*cking losers leaving Washington, D.C."

Don't be a spineless sycophant to those who use money as power but be a leader to the people who voted you in. JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT AOC FOR VICE PRESIDENT 2028 CROCKETT FOR SPEAKER 2028 #jonstewart2028 #AOC4VP2028 #SpeakerCrockett2028

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In the past year alone, Jeff Bezos's net worth has increased by $75 billion. That’s $205,479,452 per day $8,561,643 per hour $142,694 per minute $2,378 per second The median American’s weekly earnings is $1,235 ($64,220/yr).

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And it barely covers any dental work but it cuts MY MOTHERFUCKING TAX RETURN BY MORE THAN HALF AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO THINK YOU ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL? FUCK YOU FUCK THE REPUBLICANS FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK THE COWARDICE OF OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS. This country is a tinderbox and you are feckless.

Washington already has regressive taxes that affect the poor more than the rich. (Tax on goods that we all pay the same amount rather than percentage based on income) Then as a fellow poor person I have state insurance and pay a monthly amount but never went to the doctors.