A.S. MacKenzie

A.S. MacKenzie

@asmackenzie.bsky.social

Writer, reader, cooker, builder, maker, gamer, and geek…er? http://asmackenzie.com Long Walk Back / Unwelcome Space & Other Stories / Hit Then Run / Ice Where There Was None / and other assorted ramblings

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Hey #VancouverIsland folks! There’s still time to sign up for the last few tickets! My partner and I are putting on a writing workshop TOMORROW in Parksville. It’s for ALL skill levels (including NO skill level). Drinks and snacks are provided! Sign up below : thetrufflefarm.ca/event/spooky...

thetrufflefarm.caSpooky Season Creative Writing Workshop - Oct. 24, 2026 - The Truffle FarmUnlock your creativity and turn your spooky ideas into compelling stories. Learn basic storytelling techniques, structure, and writing styles in a fun session

Hey #VancouverIsland folks! My partner and I are putting on a writing workshop next week in Parksville. It’s for ALL skill levels (including any NO skill level) folks who want to come and be word nerds for an afternoon. Drinks and snacks are provided! Sign up below: thetrufflefarm.ca/event/spooky...

thetrufflefarm.caSpooky Season Creative Writing Workshop - Oct. 24, 2026 - The Truffle FarmUnlock your creativity and turn your spooky ideas into compelling stories. Learn basic storytelling techniques, structure, and writing styles in a fun session

#VancouverIsland If there are any up-and-coming-writers or have-always-wanted-to-try-writing-writers or I’m-not-sure-how-to-even-start-writing-writers here on the island, then we’ve just the thing for you. Oct 24 from 2-4p at The Truffle Farm in Parksville thetrufflefarm.ca/event/spooky...

thetrufflefarm.caSpooky Season Creative Writing Workshop - Oct. 24, 2026 - The Truffle FarmUnlock your creativity and turn your spooky ideas into compelling stories. Learn basic storytelling techniques, structure, and writing styles in a fun session

Hi, I’m A.S. MacKenzie. I write all types of horror, but the more supernatural the better. I also ground them in real places at real times to add to the authenticity. My favorite is easily the Predator species. I’m not sure yet if they are all known as Yautja, or just this last movie.

Mary Wyrd (she/her)@marywyrd.bsky.social

Welcome to Horror Writers Chat! Q1: #HorrorWritersChat - Introduce yourself, the horror you write, and... share your favourite horror villain/antagonist. (It doesn’t have to be a person.)

Over on another app I shared some help for #writers and it blew up. So, I figured I’d offer what I could here, as well, in case anyone is looking to write an entirely fictional scenario where an anarchist protestor needed to potentially hinder some vehicles. For whatever reason…purely fictional.

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Again, this is strictly here for informational purposes for writers. These are all hypothetical actions any fictional protestor could realistically do to any vehicle that they feel needs to be hindered or slowed so it can’t continue doing whatever awful thing it is doing in the fictional cities.

Best of luck…to your fictional characters..in their protests against what I could only assume would be some sort of fascist police-like force that is driving around cities with impunity. If I had to guess what you’re writing.

Over on another app I shared some help for #writers and it blew up. So, I figured I’d offer what I could here, as well, in case anyone is looking to write an entirely fictional scenario where an anarchist protestor needed to potentially hinder some vehicles. For whatever reason…purely fictional.

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-Diesel added to a gasoline tank (or vice-versa) will stop a vehicle after a couple miles. Will need extensive flushing to get working again. -Super glue nozzles fit in key slots very easily. -Globs of petroleum jelly on windshield wipers is usually noticed too late.

-Frozen shrimp shoved in the space between wipers and a vehicle hood will thaw later and smell even later. -Great Stuff brand spray foam nozzles fit under vehicle door handles.

Over on another app I shared some help for #writers and it blew up. So, I figured I’d offer what I could here, as well, in case anyone is looking to write an entirely fictional scenario where an anarchist protestor needed to potentially hinder some vehicles. For whatever reason…purely fictional.

The following realistic actions that would work in the real world are provided for informational purposes only: -Puncturing the side wall of a tire is easier and faster than slashing but works just the same. A 6 inch or longer flat head is all that’s needed. Remember: firm grip and it’ll be loud.

-Removing the valves inside the tire stem is easy with a very cheap tool available online and at every auto store. Without the valve the tire will never hold air. -Moth balls in a gas tank are easier and far more effective than sugar or sand and only need a pencil to shove them past the vapor cap.

There’s belief that when people reach a certain age, their lives are often less exciting. Well, today I had a red-breasted nuthatch AND a chestnut-backed chickadee fight over my birdfeeder while I stood two feet away waiting for one of dogs to finish their business. So…I think we’re owed an apology.

Haven’t posted in a while, but in case there’s confusion on where I stand: I really think we need to normalize guttural yelling “shut the f*ck up, you racist asshole” every time someone says “illegals” or “aliens” or really any idiotic, hateful MAGA phrase!

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And another thing, this applies world wide. I’m from the US, but live in Canada. I’ve traveled the world and I hear these same phrases all over. Don’t ignore the problem if you aren’t in the US. It’s all our problem to stop a bully whenever we can.

Haven’t posted in a while, but in case there’s confusion on where I stand: I really think we need to normalize guttural yelling “shut the f*ck up, you racist asshole” every time someone says “illegals” or “aliens” or really any idiotic, hateful MAGA phrase!

I typically don’t like to engage in these nostalgia memes because they’re usually thinly veiled insults at current generations, but I gotta say this one was pretty accurate. I remember doing this exact drill in 1985. I’m very happy to see times have changed.

It’s tragic that the US is being systematically destroyed by the literal dumbest of us. Like this should be a tv show with a laugh track on Friday night on NBC. “I’m going to put tariffs on the penguin island.” *laugh track* Zany assistant, “Emperor penguins got it coming to ‘em!” *laugh track*

Can’t tell you how glad I am to be here. 🇨🇦 #ElbowsUp

Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social

During this crisis, we must act with purpose and force. My government will fight U.S. tariffs, protect Canadian workers and industries, and build the strongest economy in the G7.

It’s so awesome that the guy in charge of health for a nation is using his vast knowledge of forwarded emails from everyone’s aunt about poison in envelope glue and how body toxins can be pulled out of your feet, instead of verified and validated medical knowledge.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

RFK Jr says kids should not be around cell phones because radiation from them will cause neurological damage and cancer.

I should be social again. Or as social as a phone app I idly scroll through will allow. So, here goes: I’m a new 🇨🇦 but old GenX who 💕 all things horror, sci-fi, fantasy, thriller, and every iteration of cross-genre these allow. I game. I write words. I build stuff. I cook. Thanks for following.

I’m A.S. and newly 🇨🇦 I write thrillers and horror, mostly in short stories and novellas. My current WIP: Fast, chaotic carnage in frontier town. #HorrorWritersChat

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“I stockpile guns to fight back against a potentially tyrannical government who wants to destroy my home…unless they are an actual tyrannical government set on destroying someone else’s home in which case I’m fine…” -Every NRA/2A jackass right now

Great advice. And for those who have difficulty making a fist, a closed hand strike keeping your fingers straight and making contact with your palm works, as does a heel strike with your hand back using the heel of your palm to make contact. Ultimately, just use what you can.

Alan Baxter@alanbaxter.bsky.social

If you think it's a good idea to punch a nazi it's important to remember to keep your wrist flat, ensure your thumb is under your fist, and strike with the index and middle knuckle. Use your back heel to turn your hip and really get your body into it, driving from heel to hip to shoulder. 🤛👊🤜

Back when I worked in the church as a minister, I got two great pieces of advice that I’ve kept long after leaving: “As a leader or influencer, if you keep your hands to yourself you’ll never touch them or their money.” “Someone you meet will have a long memory. Be careful what you give them”

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social

A simple guide to avoiding cancellation: 1) Keep your hands to yourself. Fans & colleagues aren't there for your sexual gratification. 2) No, really. Keep your hands to yourself. 3) Don't say hateful shit. 4) Avoid thinking hateful shit. It's not hard. 5) That's it. Hands. Hateful shit. Really.

Just picked up our rental RV that we’re using to cross country on our move to BC. Renting an RV is a great economical way to try them out without the purchase of one. Though, I will say the rentals aren’t in the best shape. It’s like driving a garden shed with poor alignment down the interstate.

You know how when you really want to write but can’t because of “Life™“ and so you pine for getting words out that are heavily rattling around in your head? Then, you finally get a break, sit down at your keyboard, cursor blinking ready, hands hovering over the keys, and nothing comes out? #HateThat

Breakfast at Tiffany’s Replace Hepburn.

Max Carnage @doktorg.bsky.social

At a party earlier this evening and we hit on an excellent variation of the ‘muppet’ movie game. This time though, it’s pick a movie, keep all the same cast (i.e. *don’t* replace them with muppets), but crucially, *do* replace one person with Jason Statham.

Quick Thanksgiving message to folks here who may be going into a stress filled situation today: -Blood relation does not engender loyalty or respect. Those are earned. -Be your true self because you deserve to be. -Practice saying “No”. -If possible, when you can’t be the favorite, be the problem.

Thanks, Gabino! I don’t have a book to promote, but I do have myself as I’ve been out of the writing game for my grad degree. Looking to jump back in with both feet and reckless abandon. I write horror/thriller/crime and have stuff on my site available now. Much more coming soon. asmackenzie.com

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Gabino Iglesias@gabino.bsky.social

It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s boost all signals and help readers find awesome books. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Me? I have a creepy tale about friendship, vengeance, old gods, and monsters from the deep. “Stunningly visceral.” — NYT www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...

To those who may be interested, I just got back the final proof of my newest book’s cover and damn…it even creeps me out a bit. “Atmospheric AF” is the most common feedback I’ve gotten for the cover. Hope my story lives up to the cover! Look for “Cold Wind Through Christmas” coming next year.

Hey folks, I’m soon to be (finally) in 🇨🇦 after a number of years trying. I’m also working on new stories to get my readership back up to what it once was. To that end, anyone know of some good not well known yet horror publishers doing anthologies or open short story submissions?

So, if I understand: Some newspapers/media outlets are not endorsing a candidate or are picking TFG because they fear if he wins he will retaliate… And somehow they didn’t think that WOULD BE SOMETHING A JOURNALIST SHOULD REPORT ON IN THOSE NEWSPAPERS AND MEDIA OUTLETS?! As in that IS the story?!

Hey! I’m back in the Blue and will be here a while lot more. I was seduced by other new shiny things for a while. Stay tuned for a whole lotta useless content and the occasional reminder (to myself) that I have written things in the past and would like to do that again.

Kicking off 2024 in all the ways I want this year to go. Puppies on lap ✅ Quiet morning light streaming in ✅ Christmas decorations ✅ Favorite video game ✅ Hope your year is full of joy and peace.