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Hey Trans community of Bluesky, my friend Lee needs help to afford their top surgery, if you could throw some change their way, it would be much appreciated gofund.me/630aac8d7

The fact that the AI slop firm didn't even earn 2% of it's budget really bodes well for the genAI industry as a whole

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Well my year is fucking ruined

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU WITH THE WHITE HEADLIGHTS. THIS IS ON. PULL THE STALK TOWARD YOU JAGOFF

"Cave Johnson here, due to the Michigan DNR not approving our septic tanks, all Urinals in staff and guest bathrooms have been equipped with portals! You will now be pissing straight into Lake Michigan. Hows that for pollution, you DNR pansies! Cave Johnson, we're pissing here"

god has decided to punish me for my hubris and opened a portal to hell in my rectum

I would to take the moment of this day to remind people not to get Cody Rhodes (left) confused with Secretary of WAR Pete Hegeseth (right) as one is a professional wrestler and overall chill guy and the other is a drunk loser with a micropenis who is in charge of the US Military

love them 🫶 #controlresonant

TODAY ON FACTUALLY INCORRECT STATEMENTS FROM DEVS: BACK 4 BLOOD HAS BEEN PLAYED BY MILLIONS! the all time peak on steam is 65k

DID WE NOT LEARN ANYTHING FROM BONZI BUDDY?!

there are two toppings that ruining pizza for me: pineapple and olives

First game I ever played was Nintendo's Elmo Letter Adventure for the N64. I am pretty sure I am legally classified as dinosaur in some jurisdictions

Fantastic job rolling out that age verification so far, Discord, really keeping those pesky adults out their own servers.

"Hey how do we make our British character living in America seem more British and out of place?" "Oh I know, a mini cooper!"

I hate work training for skills I already have. These are skills I actively use everyday, I don't need a fucking 6 hour refresher course

need goblin wife

LOAD BOOST RETURNS

Nature is wonderful

Aurora over Raisting Earth Station with Moon - From Simeon Schmauß (stim3on.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2pQoiDV

HEAR THEY GOT A COMPUTER FOR THAT NOW.

god i really want to just eat 20lbs worth of chocolate right now.

I really think if David broke up with Lucy in Edgerunners and got with Rebecca he would be alive a few more years. Or at least avoid cyber psychosis maybe

FUCK AI

SERIOUSLY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DMS

how funny is it that I got a Fuchikoma face on my pancakes this morning when a new Ghost in the Shell episode is coming out

We need to get on this fellow queers! #LGBT youtube.com/shorts/TLr1S...

If I find out who you are, I will eat. the only thing left will be a cartoon bleach white skeleton

i am begging venues & bands to rediscover clipart

This goes out to everyone in the US, but especially looking at our politicians

if anyone wants a super clean unintended transition, go listen to NEW MAGIC WAND and Sugar On My Tongue by Tyler, The Creator. NMW transitions super smooth into Sugar On My Tongue

look i like following artists of all varieties but I do not like it when gore art rolls into my discover feed

Ban sports betting.

I think I'm depressed again

So long Lindsey Graham, you colossal tool

If you like Ashley Williams in Mass Effect, I consider you an objectively incorrect person. She is a space racist and deserves to be turned into a pile of ash

Dwarves in LoTR do not dig too greedly or too deep. Mahal made them to dig in the mountains they created

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