deathbound 🔞

play zero no kiseki

A man has fallen into the river in Boner City!

the amount of "i don't know how you do it" and "you seem really pathetic how do you have pull" i hear on a day-to-day basis is really fucking funny. buddy, *I* don't know how i do it

party party party, i wanna party hardy

i am possibly the greatest losergirl to ever do it

i kinda wanna make a webcomic

party party party, i wanna party hardy

woof woof and goodnight

the vibes i etc etc

cosplay sex would go crazy rn but id prolly fuck MYSELF if i was in full silver deadlock cosplay

my friend is over

"im on hrt" what, like. hormones? yeah if you touch em in the right places. HEHEHEHEEHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

not even gonna front i am on cloud 9 right now and i have been since saturday

draft

"mina and pocket are ex-lovers trying to pick up the pieces" man FUCK yo spouse GO HAVE SEX WITH THE WEREWOLF

alia: x, repliforce is on the move! we need you out in the field! x and zero:

sweaty

"can i feel?"

flexed and heard someone go "oh my fucking god"

(engineer voice) POW

been saying "dragons have busted in dave" all fucking day because of this

WHAT HAVE I JUST BEEN HANDED

got so drunk i heard a perpetually looping low quality instrumental of sexyback ohhh i LOVE goin out

chat am i a pathetic wet dog.

if you ever look at my posts about what situations i get into and think "wow, ræven, you're so cool!", WRONG answer. i am a dog for every woman in my life. i sit and plant myself on the floor just for a CRUMB, i pick scraps off the floor, i am exceedingly and obviously desperate, and i am a drunkard

oh my Fucking God dude

i met the silent

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck

IM CROSSFADED WHERE THE VAMPIRE WOMEN AT I GOT ABOUT 4 INCHES AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

partying tonite

bro holy shit

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