armwire

I drink on Thursday’s and have a small bladder sue me. I went to the bathroom nine times tonight. The dive I go to has three toilets and I went in each one thrice.

Underrated tweet.

This and a new president

CUBS SWEEP🧹🧹🧹

The only thing me and the president have in common - we are both obsessed with Taylor Swift

Ope. This lowers my grocery bill right?

CUBS!!!!!

NFL pausing, and “reimagining” its program to help foster diversity in coaching and front office positions. They say it will return in 2026, but just four months after Trump’s threat to companies that use DEI practices it seems like a calculated business decision.

Qatar’s Beotch alright

A pope from Chicago. I’m hearing the Vatican has banned ketchup and replaced all holy water with malort.

Republicans want me prosecuted—I’ll never back down. Subscribe for more: aaronparnas.substack.com/p/maga-is-ca...

So do I have to pay these student loans or nah

Fuck Donald Trump and every single person that supports that piece of shit

NSA Waltz is the scapegoat for the signal chat debacle

Cubs are 19-1 in Shota starts👀

Didnt expect Jeff Bezos to be such a cuck to Trump

Donald during his pregame Super Bowl interview: “I hate to do it but.. I watched this great quarterback who has a phenomenal wife. She’s a MAGA fan… she’s a great person. I guess you have to say that when a quarterback wins as much as he’s won, I’d have to go with Kansas City.”

Cubs SWEEP Dodgers 🧹🧹

Any excuse to wave the W I will take

Something special is brewing on the northside of Chicago. Cubs with another WILD come from behind win, it just feels different.

DFA Gage Workman tonight

They know they can lie and get away with it. Especially on the network in this video.

Dementia Don

🚨WEAK PRESIDENT🚨 Donald Trump CAVES on tariff policy. I thought high tariffs were bringing back American jobs and cheap American products, why would he back track on that? did someone finally educate the buffoon in charge?

A third of the dodgers roster would be up for visa removal/deportation if they weren’t good at baseball

EXTEND KYLE TUCKER

Brutal WSJ cover

Holy fuck the markets tanked today. I am so tired of winning so much

Cubs win! 6-4. First place. Shota DOMINATED. Get used to it bitches

Friday 1:20 Cubs @niseilounge.bsky.social first

Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive. No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief. 1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.

Very sad to see this www.economist.com/graphic-deta...

“I tried to buy the state of Wisconsin and all I got was this stupid cheesehead” -Elon, probably

CUBS WIN! Chance for the sweep tomorrow LFG

Senator Booker 16 hours and going. Glad to see my senator, Tammy Duckworth, joining him and having quite an enlightening discussion

FYI:

CUBS WIN!! Offense EXPLODES for 18 runs tonight in the inaugural game at Sutter Health Park in Sacramento!! #FlyTheW

As if I needed another reason to hate this guy

Hmmm. What car brand is least impacted by these tariffs? TESLA.

ELITE.

CUBS WIN. DANSBY FUCKING SWANSON LETS GOOO #FlyTheW

CUBS WIN!