Trash Pup

Armpit huffing skill tree

"We should kiss" I say, overlooking the scenic view from the Ferris wheel As you lean in to kiss me, I've already buried my muzzle in to kiss your armpits I'll never stop making these exact same tweets over and over

Happy howl-on-ween

Made another custom D&D monster for my players to fight tonight

Photo from my collection, writing on the back says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”.

I'm the brain dog

The Mountain Goats were fantastic

Blowing* out** the candles*** on my birthday *Huffing **your ***armpits

*huffs you*

I turn 32 on Sunday

Client at work put the documentation I've spent weeks working on (and weeks adding all the stupid bullshit she's requested to it) through AI to produce "her version", which just reads like a far less detailed summary of my document I'm so fucking mad

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Yugioh just making cards called "Daddy Bear" now??

God AI psychosis is spreading, here is a slide I recreated that they were showing in a work meeting

The worst fate a person can have is that Ryan Murphy, of American Horror Story, decides to tell the story of your life

#Kinktober day 2: embarrassment ✨ I can’t believe this yeen 😨 #furry #furryart #art

Oughe

First time taking a train with a bedroom,,

Getting a frustration boner when the party's barbarian dismisses my magic

This month is Dogtober because it's my birthday month, sorry I don't make the rules

Oops! This art is by the always wonderful @berchbork.bsky.social

I should get more CTF art,,,

This is the dream our forefathers fought for.

Found me on Pokémon Go

Before a tipsy doggy goes to sleep they just want to say that they love their friends,,,,

Interesting to think how irrelevant the McElroys have been since, basically, COVID. Like in 2018 almost everyone I knew listened to MBMBaM and The Adventure Zone and now you only hear of them when someone's making fun of Travis's Amogus meltdown or talking about Monster Factory

The Tyro Century of Being Rewarded continues

Booked tickets to see the Mountain Goats in October,,

Grabbed the last two pack bundle in Morrisons and I am being rewarded for being pure of heart

Guhhh I really need to be a player in more D&D (and other TTRPG) games,, I love DMing but sometimes I just want to play a blorbo

Did 17 sets of stairs today while deep cleaning the flat, I'll probably be immobile tomorrow

there might be some incidents at the booth but hopefully it won't cause too much trouble @valsstash.bsky.social seems to be enjoying their indepth tour

I'm back on my bullshit (building an Invoked deck in Yu-Gi-Oh)

Can you believe this

Bayeux Tapestry good but massively upstaged by seeing a cat in a ruff right before

Been playing a lot of Project Zomboid recently and have created a character I can only describe as "Rick Grimes on a Hen Do"

Ah I see, I'm going to see a million of the "show moobs" meme and it's going to be the exact same every time