Apocrypher

A Brief History of Nobody Reads Anymore 🧵

San Diego mayoral candidate and MAGA chud Richard Bailey's campaign logo, font, and color sure do look familiar🤔 #sandiego

March 3x3

@marisakabas.bsky.social seen in San Diego

#Avatar movies be like

NYT: “We promise to have the stupidest headlines in the biz” The Guardian: “hold my cosmo—“

Leave it to Donald to somehow make destroying the white house the least punk rock thing ever

If Books Could Kill That’s it. That’s the only one

This is SO messed up. 🫥 I had a few messages and tags today asking me to clarify my stance on Israel, which was odd as I've been pretty outspoken against genocide and in full support of Palestinian statehood...

anyway the choice america faces going forward is live in the confederacy or do reconstruction for real and purge those motherfuckers from all of public life. and there isn’t really an in-between.

Guy in Ballerina: And I don’t want the world to see me

Remember not to bring those loose bullets Eric Adams showed you how to find in your kid’s bedroom behind a family picture

I wrote about Elon Musk and Gavin Kliger and acknowledging the reality of what they are: Nazis.

What the fuck's up Denny's?!