Aperture Flash

I've been in the t680 for just under 3 days now, and honestly at this point I'm tempted to email the lead designer at Kenworth to personally tell him to go fuck himself lol.

It was a dud. :(

I either just got a new pain in the ass to bring to the dump, or a free smoker!

I've had three kids do the arm pump thing today. I'm going to call that a sign of good luck for the rest of the day.

Put a hole in my foot loops socks. Day ruined.

The local radio station just played AC/DC thunderstruck, and then immediately followed it up with freebird. It's like they're TRYING to make me commit felony speeding.

Jesus christ, if you're a Canadian and you own property in Florida, first of all; why? Second of all, you should probably sell it ASAP even if this doesn't pass through. www.cbc.ca/news/world/f...

It's almost cool enough that I can start wearing a padded vest as my regular attire again and I am HYPED.

I've had to block every single locally owned dog poop clean up business because they constantly fill the local groups with AI generated pictures of literal dog shit. God what a stupid time to be alive.

I've had to block every single locally owned dog poop clean up business because they constantly fill the local groups with AI generated pictures of literal dog shit. God what a stupid time to be alive.

One of my biggest gripes about buying a Tushy bidet is all the shit puns in the marketing and instructions. And I don't mean shit-tier puns. I mean puns about shit.

The buns actually turned out perfectly. Made Blackened chicken sandwiches with garden fresh bruschetta and balsamic glaze.

Maaaayyyyy have over cooked these too. Lol.

Making buns :3

I was however, able to make walnut double fudge brownies last night. They turned out super well.

Tried making a McGriddle at home, but I definitely overcooked it

I'm sorry, but if I ever encounter this creepy lil fucker in real life I'm killing it with a hammer.

Furthermore, if you think I'm somehow more qualified or a better trucker simply because I'm a white dude who was born here with a rural background, you can fuck right off, you ain't my brother. Experience, diligence, and practice is what makes the gear jammer, not background. #Trucking

The other day somebody called me "one of the last white Canadian truckers." Like it was some kind of compliment. That shit annoys the hell out of me. Please don't use me as a White Knight for your racist bullshit.

Man, I want a sweet treat but, like, I just don't feel good spending money in the United States right now.

Now that both my next door neighbor AND my bartender are running for Town Council and both expect my support, I should probably Google what a town counselor does.

Got to love sitting on the interstate with your brakes in.

You know it's a terrible combination? A tall profile, food grade, spring ride, tank trailer. This thing is surging and rocking back and forth like crazy. #LongHaulLife

Went through Newark New Jersey today. Christ that airport is huge. If you live in Newark, do you get used to the smell after a while or, like, is it just sort of omnipresent there in the back of your mind?

If anyone likes The Elder Scrolls I suggest looking at Lantern of the Laughless Saint. It's a ScrollsLike that's done a good job of capturing that Morrowind feel. It's been a ton of fun. Still in early access, but it's fully beatable and has lots of content. Including caked up mushrooms.

Oh God what did I say now?

I think the boss man is ticked that I called out a second day, cuz I did not receive a dispatch for tomorrow lol

Head cold and migraines still going strong. Time to sit in the shower with a ginger ale and contemplate having a physical form

they know we don't want it. they do not care.

I want the meta Ray-Ban glasses, I feel like they would be good to make trucking content, but I also don't want to be giving money to meta, and they tend to send certain messages about the wearer that I don't really want lol.

Ain't having good luck with the truck stop food on this run. Decided to be lazy and had a spicy chicken sandwich from Flying J and now my mouth tastes really chemically.

Regret.

Every ounce of my common sense is telling me not to eat this.

How it feels to be overworked, but trying to remind yourself to be happy that at least you HAVE a job.

Nightmare DnD situation

Just put my raincoat back on, and it was raining so hard earlier today when I pre-tripped my trailer that I just found, hours later my pockets were actually full of water lol.

Updating the old features on my house always brings me a certain sense of pride. That porch light hasn't worked since before I moved in.

On my way down to New York city.

The cool thing about servicing your own equipment is, at the end of the day, it'll either return to being whisper quiet, or it will be non-functioning.