Andrew N. Wegmann

What a ride it was. Congratulations to Spain. We go again in 2030.

They gonna let Enzo back into England?

Add another four years to England's collective delusion.

That was un-flippin-real.

All eyes on the American ref...

A team can't play 80 minutes with their talisman striker playing a no. 5 and win.

Unmarked?!? How is that possible with 8 thousand defenders on the pitch?

England ain’t been this shook since Saratoga

He is not of this earth. 🇦🇷

Boos everywhere for the national anthems. Wow...England's is totally ridiculous anyway, so I guess it partly fits.🇦🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I am very, very sad now. 🇫🇷

At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890

Everyone knows tapas is a Ponzi scheme!

Nope.

on joue pas bien là

France has to figure something out...and quick. They're on skates right now.

la soirée commence mal

Here it is, gentlepeople. Allez Les Bleus! 🇫🇷

WOW!!!

That was legitimate yellow card. People, stop it.

Are people actually upset that Embolo got sent off? That was one of the worst simulations I've ever seen. And I genuinely want Switzerland to win!

A Norwegian not named Haaland scored?! 🇳🇴🇳🇴

A gorgeous game & great victory for 🇫🇷

If Messi didn't exist, I'd say "We've never seen anything like Mbappé." This young man is astonishing. Take a bow. 🇫🇷

OUSMAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

OUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Mbappacité!!!!! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

ALLEZ LES BLEUS!!! 🇫🇷

VAR—which has its place in certain circumstances—really is part of a bigger culture of technology messing with the humanness of life and joy. Bleh.

Egypt should have put in the real hero: No Salad.

THIS IS UNREAL!!!!!! WHAT A MATCH!!!! 🇦🇷

NO VAR FOR THAT ONE!!!! WOW!!!!! 🇪🇬🇪🇬

Ah well. It's the 2026 World Cup after all.

Categorical.