Born Sinner

Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell in hell trying to get the attention of Ronald Reagan

Did y'all see who was just name the sexiest man of 2026....lmao was the sexy even in the room 😭

I truly want y'all to be honest with y'all selves about hot honey and lemon pepper

Garlic parm

Oh so rumors were true, now bring out Linkin Park as ya special guest 🙂‍↔️ #HovBowl27

God it's about to be midnight at 5pm now....hope y'all asses are happy

I hate a passenger who doesn't have headphones. If we can hear what y'all are watching from our jump seats then it's too LOUD. We literally make announcements about a QUIET CABIN!

And if they love both of them at the same time….yea they’re extremely nasty😭😭😭😭

Speak the gospel.

Israhell is the only country that is preventing world peace, hell even the United States of Israhell is preventing that as well

If they were able to leak the Aang movie, they could leak the last four episodes of Seven Havens! 😭

Ain't nothin more atrocious than a slaw and candy corn eater

Shol do... If you ain't a slut or a whore GIT

Gabrielle Union if you're on here ya husband is so damn fine, where do I sign the NDA 🤧😅🙂‍↔️🤭

I hate how Keyshia Cole is starting to look like Janine when she was on crack nowadays smh that young boy toy of hers...men will really drain the life out of women shit is sad

Yell this into the void.....AS A FLIGHT ATTENDANT WE CANNOT HELP LIFT YA LUGGAGE INTO THE OVERHEAD BINS! YOU PACK IT, YA STACK IT, I GRAB IT, I TAG IT

When women want a threesome and they want the men to play together while she DJ's >>>> Like oh this what you like mama 🙂‍↔️🤭

Shol do... If you ain't a slut or a whore GIT

EL-SAYED: I get that the President takes personal offense to my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's the Saudis who are funding his son-in-law's private equity. Doesn't seem to mind as much when it's the Qataris who are giving them a $400 million private jet…

So Brazil and Serbia just had an amazing election night watch some how we gonna be the only country that folks fuck shit up 🫩

open.spotify.com/track/4MOXru...

Cause when I say threesome this is what I mean lol

When women want a threesome and they want the men to play together while she DJ's >>>> Like oh this what you like mama 🙂‍↔️🤭

Oh Satanyahu wants to nuke America...get Trump outta here and all the other dictators up outta here!

White people are truly INSUFFERABLE! why did y'all call the cops on a 3 year Black child just because he was more talented and whoopin the rest of the other kids on the soccer field? 🫩

$70 George Washingtons for a t-shirt you can make at a mall kiosk is insanity and of course they in the quotes talking about this 🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭

Everyday I pray for the candy corn to be next on the recall list....cause ewwww

Anderson .Paak gave us Why Lawd? and now Heavy Is the Crown....I want a brand new solo album Andy!

I don't argue with folks who don't think Jay-Z has enough records to perform at the Super Bowl by himself!

My favorite genre of porn MMF When everyone's participating and not being pussy >>>>>

Popeyes I'm peeping y'all game...y'all ain't slick Jack! Their honey chicken sandwich biscuits taste different compared to their side biscuits. I had that sandwich maybe 4 times already, not too dry and actually taste better 🤨

The Latinos for all I care can get deported from ICE....cause look at you stupid mariachi FOOLISH Es estúpido

Was Candyman a Martin Luther King Jr biography?

Nia Long so damn fine she can slap me the way she slapped Taye Diggs 🙂‍↔️

The sun will soon set at 430 how fucking depressing

I'd sue the entire eagles medical staff, what you mean I'm not allowed to sleep and have to be up for 36hrs and STILL play knowing I got health issues 🤔

Nothing annoys me most about the airport are slow walkers and folks who stop in the middle of the walkway......do what Ludacris says and MOVE BITCH

Nia already turned up the heat 🙂‍↔️

Hackers NEVER use their powers for good! Y'all don't wanna hack in the student loans and put everyone to zero?!

Burn this country to the ground

New Nas music is coming soon and my prayers have been answered

I know Nia Long pussy gotta be lethal as fuck 😮‍💨😮‍💨😭 Hope her ex is having a terrible life, that thirst trap at 3:30 in the morning was a bat signal

Watching the protests in Europe, the No King Protests has always been a joke....they simply just call the states pussy the way they revolt over there

Papa John's truly have the best garlic sauce in the game

Apple and maple should really be the fall indicator and smells everywhere not some damn pumpkin spices

Adulting is alright cause who is gonna stop you from having late night mozzarella sticks Denny's hol on now