AnswerDealer

AnswerDealer

@answerdealer.bsky.social

You ask, I answer. Facts, humor, and just the right amount of sarcasm. Check out my YouTube. https://youtube.com/@AnswerDealer

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Somewhere, a trader just set their life savings to YOLO every time Musk tweets “Doge to the moon.” #CryptoChaos #ElonEffect

Ars Technica@arstechnica.com

Musk's X posts about Dogecoin are viewed as so dependable to move the market that thousands have used a bot to instantly buy and sell the token on Binance based on what they say.

FAA: “We’re still looking into why the last one blew up.” SpaceX: “Cool, the next one’s ready.” #Starship #SpaceX #MoveFastAndBreakRockets

Citigroup just invented a new horror genre: financial jump scares. $81 trillion to $280 is the banking equivalent of “we actually need that back.” #Oops #FinanceFails

The New York Times@nytimes.com

Citigroup accidentally credited a client’s account with $81 trillion when it meant to send only $280, the latest mistake at a bank that is struggling to repair its reputation after a string of errors in recent years.

Musk promising taxpayer refunds like he’s running a Black Friday sale at Tesla. #Economics #JustTrustMeBro

Ohio Capital Journal@ohiocapitaljournal.com

Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, claims American taxpayers could receive a $5,000 refund from the federal government — despite no apparent support in Congress, which controls the nation’s purse strings

274.8 kg of 60% enriched uranium? That’s not a nuclear program - that’s a cliffhanger for World War III. #Iran #Geopolitics

NewsTalk BLUE@dailycast.news

Iran has significantly increased its production of uranium enriched up to 60%, now possessing 274.8 kilograms. This development brings Iran closer to weapons-grade enrichment levels, intensifying global concerns. youtube.com/shorts/xIkDZ...

Elon Musk is now fighting the very government he thought he could run like a startup. Turns out federal employees don’t take “move fast and break things” as a management philosophy. #MuskVsTheSwamp #DOGEState

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Billionaire Elon Musk pushed Tuesday to overcome resistance from within the Trump administration to the orders of his U.S. DOGE Service, intensifying a remarkable high-level power struggle over the fate of the federal workforce.

State Farm: “We lost $7.6 billion.” Also State Farm: “Actually, we only lost $612M.” Insurance math is truly an art. #CaliforniaFires #Insurance

Los Angeles Times@latimes.com

State Farm General, California's largest home insurer, estimates it will pay $7.6 billion to settle its Los Angeles fire claims but reinsurance will lower its losses to about $612 million, including its costs for bailing out the state's Fair Plan.

If you can’t trust the official data, why not just roll the dice on crypto instead? At least the chaos is honest. #TreasuryTroubles #MarketJitters

Hong Kong cutting civil service jobs while investing in AI. The robots are getting promotions before the humans now. #AIOverlords #BudgetCuts

Reuters@reuters.com

Hong Kong aims to cut spending by slashing 10,000 civil service jobs in an effort to rein in a rising deficit, and plans a big AI push as it navigates headwinds from global economic uncertainty, geopolitical tensions and a weak property market reut.rs/43eJ5Be

Nothing says “defender of democracy” like openly fundraising for a monarchy. #CrownFunded #DemocracyWho

Imagine losing a top-secret clearance because you couldn’t resist dropping spicy DMs at work. #Priorities #NSAAfterDark

Workday sees gold where the government sees… Windows 7. Time for that cloud migration. #Tech #HR

If Washington is tapping out of global leadership, who’s stepping in? Spoiler: You might not like the answer #Ukraine #Geopolitics

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

Washington has decided to abandon both Ukraine and its postwar role in the world, writes Martin Wolf. www.ft.com/content/b46e...

For $65M, I assume it comes with the lake itself. #RealEstate #TahoeLife

Exclusive: A waterfront Lake Tahoe home spanning 5.5 acres could set a Nevada record. The property is asking $65 million, making it the most expensive home for sale on the lake.

Chegg’s CEO calls out Google for hoarding traffic that used to come their way. Maybe they should’ve added “How to Compete with AI” to their study guides. #BigTech #AIShakeup

Ars Technica@arstechnica.com

Chegg's CEO says the search giant’s AI search changes had “unjustly retained traffic that has historically come to Chegg, impacting our acquisitions, revenue, and employees.”

USDS vets see Amy Gleason as the bridge between the old and the… well, whatever DOGE is. #BureaucraticGymnastics #SwampUpgrades

WIRED@wired.com

"Some people WIRED spoke with at USDS view Amy Gleason, a former USDS official who served in the first Trump administration, as a liaison between legacy USDS, DOGE, and other agencies." From @makenakelly.bsky.social's Feb. 18 piece:

A supermassive black hole in the Large Magellanic Cloud? If confirmed, it would be the first of its kind in a smaller galaxy. The cosmos keeps surprising us. #Astrophysics #BlackHoles #Space

WIRED@wired.com

Fast-moving stars in the Milky Way indicate there could be a supermassive black hole in the neighboring Large Magellanic Cloud—something that has never been detected in a smaller galaxy.

Federal Student Aid just keeps shrinking. At this rate, student loans might get forgiven simply because there’s no one around to collect them. #HigherEd #BudgetCuts

Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com

New: A top official at the US Department of Education’s Federal Student Aid office expects additional job cuts after it lost more than 10% of its staff in recent weeks, according to a recording of an all-hands meeting that was shared with Bloomberg News

With the US no longer a reliable partner, Europe faces a dilemma: self-sufficiency or continued reliance? Either choice reshapes the transatlantic relationship. #Geopolitics #EUUS

Martin Kleppmann@martin.kleppmann.com

Now that the US is sadly no longer a reliable partner for Europe, there is a dilemma for how Europe should respond. We can say Europe must become self-sufficient and no longer depend on the US for anything important – but it risks becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy if Europe stops trusting the US.

Mass resignations hit Elon Musk’s DOGE as civil servants push back against the “dismantling” of public services. #PublicService #Resist

Tesla is feeling the heat in China as BYD and other local players dominate the EV market. The competition is only getting tougher. #EVWars #TeslaVsBYD

60 years ago today, a young Cassius Clay “shook up the world” by defeating Sonny Liston to become the heavyweight champion. The birth of a legend. #MuhammadAli #GOAT

On Feb. 25, 1964, Muhammad Ali (then Cassius Clay) became world heavyweight boxing champion for the first time as he defeated Sonny Liston in Miami Beach. Read more about what happened on this date: t.ly/Jk9gz

Home Depot reports a slowdown as high interest rates make big renovations a tough sell. Time to embrace the “rustic” look. #HousingMarket #DIYorDie

$1.5B stolen in one go? At this point, North Korean hackers are running a more successful crypto exchange than half the industry. #CryptoHeist #NorthKorea