Megan

Life is a long series of realizations that mostly amount to, “They’ve got a name for that?!”

If the editor that paired this image with this text didn’t win an award, that’s a damn shame. That is one hard selling mofo.

ADHD: Ghosting people since forever.

Chuck Schumer seems like a very nice man and an abysmally poor opposition leader.

Super hardcore Mexican-Indian cryptid hybrid: The Chupacobra!

Walz: "I wouldn't do those town halls if I were them either because they have to defend cutting Medicare, cutting Medicaid, hurting their local public school, fighting a trade war with Canada. Just the nonsense, and defending President Musk."

Walz: "The idea that the secretary of education would not know what IDEA is -- individuals with disability in education act -- that's like your mechanic not knowing how to put air in your tire. And she's in charge of this nation's education progress. It is catastrophic."

Sad reality

The falsest dichotomy. GOP will attack them with nonsense no matter what. “If I vote with them they’ll be nice to me this time,” is the dumbest-ass cycle of abuse logic ever.

Like black body radiation, It seems to be a constant of the universe that the more power a person acquires, the more small-dick energy they emit.

MAGA: Want the American Dream, buy the American Fantasy.

How do people this gullible survive to adulthood?

Government by the idiots, for the idiots.

A virus that makes it extremely painful to lie.

If my name was Albert I would probably stop going by “Al” because it looks like artificial intelligence. That sucks though, because Albert is a bummer of a name.

If my rockets kept exploding I’d probably try to fix that before I did another one but that’s just me.

Is it too soon to call the astronauts stranded on the ISS hostages?

Gotta hand it to Dems. I bet the Trump team never expected them to do absolutely nothing. Probably foiled lots of clever, nefarious plans.

Would Europeans understand an upside down American flag patch as being the distress symbol? Don’t love the whole Canada patch stolen valor thing, but desperately need to communicate “Not one of THOSE Americans” all of a sudden.

Not one dem objected to his certification. Just one dem spoke up at the SOTU. Staking out the moral high ground so they can tell their mates in the gulag how highbrow their positions were.

I don’t think “everyone should get a chicken” is maybe the best strategy during bird flu epidemic.

Left-wing censorship was a fantasy, but the right-wing censorship is real, unconstitutional, and murderous. There was no majority anti-conservative social media bias or casual forced use of words like “birthing person.” But stripping protest rights and official language is actual deadly censorship

The Army deleted my “Why I served” video where I talked about how I decided I wanted to attend West Point/join the Army after one of the cadets my family used to sponsor died in combat. Probably deleted because she was the first black woman to be CSM at West Point.

GOP on raping Ukraine: “Look what he was wearing.”

Canada patches aren’t going to be enough for Americans visiting Europe this summer. What do we put on luggage to say, “I’m just as horrified as you, and just as powerless to stop it”?

A brilliant Banksy.

Anyone watching his state of the reich speech, or nah? Personally, I prefer not being lied to.

“Lies don’t get you very far in Vermont” Hell yeah. I’m definitely copying that one.

At first glance, “What is it for?” seems to break the English rule of not ending a sentence with a preposition. Except in this instance, “it for” means “its purpose” and is therefore the subject.

I think Zelenskyy accomplished exactly what he set out to do and got the best possible outcome of his visit. Trump will do nothing to help Ukraine, and only wants a “deal” to loot Ukraine. By calling him out, Zelenskyy raised his stock with the international community that will help.

Can confirm. Former USAID here, and I’ve been approached twice in the last 30 days.

I've said it before and will say it again -- the Trump administration is not acting like one that fears democratic accountability next year or in 2028. Draw your own conclusions.

YouTube car fix-it videos are the best. Thank you, random Internet stranger. You just saved me tons of time and money.

Help my pal Kari please. She is a force of nature in STEM outreach.

The English language EO- the point of this is to remove any language assistance services (hospitals, schools, courses etc), dismiss translators, remove all information available in any language but English. Once I get ahold of the doc, I’ll share it

We apologize to our Ukrainian supporters. We are embarrassed by how our president and vice president have behaved. We are fighting to redeem the soul of America. 🇺🇸

Tried to listen to the news today. I usually read, rather than watch or listen. My god. The sheer volume of “no one could have predicted this” “what’s actually going on” “guess we’ll never know” energy was astounding. This is wolf in sheep’s clothing journalism.

The Great Gatsby is the Avatar of books: Almost everyone’s read it, yet it has had basically zero impact on pop culture. When was the last time you heard a Great Gatsby reference that wasn’t just, “Oh, I had to read that, too”?

Ah, the Dems’ famous winning strategy of “just vote”.

An ancient machine idles away the millennia, flicking from image to image. None of them have traffic lights anymore. The traffic lights have all gone. Still, that is its purpose. So it looks.

Regardless of the details, let’s assume fed workers respond with a heartfelt essay about what they did last week. What do you do with many thousands of replies? Certainly not read them all. You feed them into an AI grist mill. The machine chooses the images with traffic lights. People get fired.