The Rose Garden

I like coffee Coffee likes me Coffee makes me happy No coffee makes me homicidal (and sick) #coffee

What a beautiful night for some spell work. May Hecate's guidance light my path and guard my power. #witch #spell #magic #pentagram #hecate

The wife thinks she's the boss of me! Y'know what I think about that?? She's absolutely right; I'm scared of her.

My ADHD wants me to write 4 books, and I can't decide which to prioritize. #author #adhd

Divine Sorcery is one of three Primordial Sorceries, it grants the user's sorcery demon slaying properties and a boost in aetherial power. The other 2 include Demonic Sorcery to slay spirits, and Draconic Sorcery to slay dragons.

Meet Luciel Auras, a supporting character in my book. She's an S-Class Sorcerer and the 4th of the 12 Gods of Vescal, the 12 strongest sorcerers in the entire world. She wields Sun Elemental Sorcery (a rare sub-affinity of Fire), mixed with Divine Sorcery. She's also the leader of the main guild.

As a writer and aspiring author, I'm often asked how my book is coming along... My usual answer? I avoid eye contact and make up an excuse.

The Emerald Phoenix guild emblem for my Fairy Tail OC It's a guild of my own creation

I spent a grand total of $750 on this girl... only to throw her on the shelf Why? Who knows? I don't... Will I do it again? ... ya... #genshinimpact #Qiqi

Wanna know what really pisses me off? Residential school deniers & white supremacists Like, how could anyone go onto a reserve, wearing masks, and torment the indigenous community?

I'd fuck a demon in a heart beat. 9 ft demon equipped with 12 inch dick, tail, and horns? Sign me the fuck up.

The Earth is definitely round, but it's also hollow! The reason behind volcanoes and earthquakes? The lizardmen and the molemen are fighting each other. #satire

The housing market in Finland is tanking apparently and the media is making it seem like an absolute disaster lmao *oh nooo the prices of houses and rent is going down* *bu-but what about my investments😭*

Mrow

I'm not a big fan of the government! 30 on 30!

It's not a war crime the first time... the second time... well... that's just called having fun

Did the Orange Cheeto Man really go after the French Canadians?! Nobody fucks with the frenchies but us! Piss off ya bloody cunt, and stay in your lane! Canada will never lay down and let you bully us. We'll never be the 51st state and we won't give in to your demands, fuck you! 🇨🇦🇨🇦

So, apparently my girlfriend's oven is large enough to fit both sliced pork belly AND the actor from footloose. I didn't know ovens could be that big. @mousegirlslice.bsky.social

Wish my wife would look at me like she were looking at a cockroach as she calls me a worthless whore and steps on me 🫦🫦🫦🫦

I love my wife, someone could offer me $1B and I would choose her everytime. She's the love of my life, my best friend, I couldn't imagine my life without her.

I need new stuff for my Aphrodite shrine.

Why do all Spanish people speak Mexican? (Sorry, Spaniards, this was a joke) #Iwillmakefunofeverycountry #spain

What do you call a British person with flavour? Irish (This is a joke, I love the Irish) #Iwillmakefunofeverycountry #ireland

How do you win a fight against someone from France? Stare at them, they'll be waving a white flag before noon. #Iwillmakefunofeverycountry #france

Wanna know how to piss off an italian? Instead of a usual pasta sauce topping, just add ketchup! May as well break the past noodles before you cook 'em as well! I am legally obligated to say that this is a joke lol #italy #pasta #Iwillmakefunofeverycountry (except Finland)

They're normally gross, but that's on a whole new level

I feel like I need every shot I can get after using the plane's washroom 🤢

It's a girl! lmaoo @kall399.bsky.social

Stole her phone :3

I can't wait either 🥺🥺

Joker was hot garbage, and im tired of pretending its not. The only good thing that came from that movie was memes.

4 days til my flight 🤩

And finally.... PEOPLE WITH MENTAL ILLNESS ARE 3X MORE LIKELY TO BE VICTIM THEN PERLETRATOR OF VIOLENCE! Stop. Making. Mentally ill. Characters. Murderers!

Yes in real life mental illness can take up alot of space in someones life and bleed into just about everything about them, your writing a story, the mental illness of the villain should not be a plot point. Mental illness is often invisible, the less you show the better.

You can write villains with mental disorders, definitely ponder for a really long time if you SHOULD but i digress. The mental disorder shouldnt be the reason they are the villain, or a modivating factor for that character. The mental illness should not be central to the character...

We really should let Lucy front to work for us. She's genuinely nice, I tell people to fuck off. #did #plural

Me: What am I doing?!? Lucy: Idk, what are you doing? Me: Idk! Mum didn't teach Me how to adult and now I'm 27 and scared! #did #system #plural #AdultingIsScary

If I had a dollar for every time a goth girl absolutely humiliated me and beat me... I'd have $0... which is a shame bcz that's my dream

I feel like getting stabbed over and over again with a toothpick until you die would be the most painful death

Why does @mousegirlslice.bsky.social keep telling me to seek therapy? All I want in life is for a goth girl to beat the shit out of me, step on me, kick me, spit on me, and tell me how much of a worthless piece of shit I am. Is that so hard to ask for? 😂

What do you say when a hot goth girl beats the shit out of you? "Harder mommy"

If poison expires... does that make it more poisonous? Or no longer poisonous?

Mrow

I saw a post on Facebook about how Danielle Smith and PP would "make Canada better" and like... how exactly?? They both kiss up to Trump and would sell us out in a heartbeat. Idk how anyone can still support these 2 idiots. #Canada #political 🇨🇦

I think the only cis woman I'd be dtf would be a goth girl, like, don't get me wrong, cis women are pretty, but goths are special

I completely forgot my mother follows me, so if she stumbles upon my goth girl thirst posting... sorry, your daughter is a raging lesbian & freak

I might even cum a little 😜

I am completely against violence, but if a goth girl wanted to beat the shit out of me, I'd welcome it 😏