Angry Aussie

WTF does it mean if you have dreams of a lot of flies in your house when there are actually no flies in your house?

I asked the universe for a sign.

If China ever invades, we're fucked. Their 9 year olds will fuck us up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkq2...

I volunteered to take some folk from work around to some Of Melbourne’s fine cocktail bars. I thought we’d have a drink or to and finish by 8. Five bars later I’m managing to catch the last train home. Work tomorrow will suck. But they all think I’m a legend now.

I think I just got banned from twitter for calling Andrew Tate a rapist sex trafficker. It will honestly be really funny if this isn't a glitch and I'm really banned.

My friend took his family to see the Michael Jackson movie and his son claimed it was the greatest movie he’d ever seen but I’m a real MJ fan so I don’t believe the accounts of little boys

What do you think is the most recent film where everyone who appears on screen is dead now?

No, that's German for The Donnie, The.

Bold take from a shambling mound who will probably drop dead within a year or two

Chuck Norris was a piece of shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y__...

Bill Bailey #Streetart #Melbourne

The Greatest. Tribute mural of Muhammad Ali at Balaclava Boxing gym

Purple dream. #streetart #Melbourne

I don’t know why this piece of #Melbourne #streetart is titled Herding Cats. But it is. 🐈

They have a fucking cave troll!

A groovy couple. A piece by @mikeyxxi from my photo archive. #Melbourne #Streetart

I don’t remember this Disney movie #streetart #Melbourne

Merry Christmas from the human Santapede

MATHS IS FOR BETA CUCK NERDS!

Apparently, some people thought I was joking, and I don't even remotely regret to inform you all that this was 100% real.

Smile. Thinking of getting back in to posting #Melbourne #streetart on the regular.

Sebby’s Scrolls as a treat because I have to fast from 9am got surgery on my dislocated finger. Let’s farken gooooooo! (I promise I didn’t eat them all myself)

Trainspotting in Healesville.

I don’t do Spotify but YouTube music does a copycat year in review.

Doing the Metro Tunnel trip #Melbourne

The street at hunters. Linked with Squid Game?

This is an uplifting vibe www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF5o...

David Bowie dancing in a laneway. #Melbourne #streetart

This is the end. #Melbourne #laneway

Bill Bailey #streetart #melbourne

Even in winter there are flowers. #streetart #melbourne

Sunset behind #melbourne

It's usually a mistake to pathologise behaviour and even professionals shouldn't try to diagnose people they haven't personally examined so I think I'll stop saying zionists are mentally ill and just go with "they're unmitigated garbage and monstrous pieces of shit".

Local distillery Starward Whisky released a unique new spirit they're calling Co-Ferment. The starting point is a blend of crushed grape juice and malted barley wash. As it's effectively a blend of brandy and whisky I decided to make a Sazerac with it. youtu.be/7Pv6IRSBB5o

All I'm saying is I bet this time Jodie Foster would be impressed.

You *wish* that's what they meant. I was on the jury for the killer crab trial. It was horrifying.

Sung to the tune of "Pink Pony Club"

The first democracy Pina Coladas of the evening have been made

#DemocracySausage time

Thank you for telling me about something new (to me) in the world of fetish porn. I didn't know there was still more to be discovered.

I'm absolutely in awe of this thread

How fancy is my weekend away? It’s fancy af!

Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.

Royal Arcade coat of arms against a deep blue sky. #melbourne