Andy

Andy

@andycal.bsky.social

I write hyper-local satirical pieces of guff every now and then, and I'm pretty good at SEO (don't tell anyone, it's a secret). I like beer, too.

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Andy
@andycal.bsky.social

Who'd a thunk it?

Jim Pickard@pickardje.bsky.social

🚨🚨 in case you’re wondering why the Tories didn’t implement the Alexis Jay report into child sex abuse we reveal tonight that her proposal for a compensation scheme for victims would cost £5-10bn according to preliminary Whitehall estimates www.ft.com/content/cef1...

ft.comWhitehall estimates child sexual abuse compensation could hit £10bnStarmer has criticised previous Conservative government for not implementing recommendations of 2022 Jay review
Andy
@andycal.bsky.social

See, now this is a good idea from Government: www.gov.uk/government/n... Of course some people say "parents should do it" but the bottom line is, some parents can't or won't, and we shouldn't be punishing kids for having bad parents or circumstances beyond their control.

gov.ukSchools urged to sign up for free breakfast club rolloutApplications open for 750 schools to join ‘early adopter’ rollout and support local children to start the school day ready to learn.

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SpookyNightsJess
@jewelknightjess.com

Advertising myself here a bit that I can do #design work for you if you need any web or print graphics doing. See a mini portfolio in the images - whether you need store promotional graphics, youtube thumbnails, business cards, or meme stuff hit me up pls! <3

Andy
@andycal.bsky.social

I liked the Grand Tour, I loved Top Gear and Clarkson's Farm is brilliant. But this man is a tool.

Mike Galsworthy@mikegalsworthy.bsky.social

And THAT is exactly how people with a huge sense of entitlement regularly behave when they get caught out. #JeremyClarkson

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