Andrew Tingkang

KWIII headed straight off the field he ain't want that smoke

Why can't the Seahawks be this good every week?

These Seahawks have to be the worst red zone team in the league.

Need these transphobic shitheads to get out of here so I can go back to hating on Portland fans for ethical reasons.

Sounders needed to put that game away way earlier, but it damn sure would be nice if Cristian Roldan, who's a superstar by every measure I care about, got a modicum of the star player treatment and actually earned a pk when he gets kicked in the head in the box.

It's gotta be Luck next week, right? Because "Pray JSN carries the offense" isn't working when Darnold can't stop giving it away.

Maybe we should let JSN throw some more

Trickeration!

I'm at around 35 on this list if you count having watched at least a full season of the show. Maybe down around 20-25 if "I've seen it" is just if you've watched every or almost every episode.

Rewatching New Girl and what do you mean Olivia Rodrigo is one of Jess's high school students for an episode????

Mariners baseball

Pereda bro

Mariners

Mariners are getting into the chaos ball really early, both good and quite bad.

Drew Lock >>>>> Drake Maye

Good lord Kupp

The underthrown ball for an easy DPI is so annoying.

I have no audio, is that still Huskies ball if it's targeting?

I love a good flea flicker

More disappointing year: M's or 'Ders?

That swing by Randy is one of the worst I've seen in a long time.

One of the small things I love about Star Wars: Zero Company (aka ZCOM) is loading the game you start with Hawks busy in their office, rather than standing around wherever you left them. The scene is framed cinematically so it is a nice idle screen, like LoFi Girl with SW music. A pleasant touch.

Mariners find new ways to Mariner every day.

Turn on M's game Losing by 4 and being shut out in bottom of 8th See M's pitcher throw a four-pitch walk to load the bases with no outs Turn off M's game

Can hear the Skrillex set from my house life is good.

GET DUMPED ON

This would be how the Sounders can make room for Joveljić. Unclear if this part of deal has been finalized.

Highlight of the match

I should have known better than to switch over to the Mariners game while the Reign are playing.

Took an astrobiology course in college like 20 years ago and my professor basically told me this, that he was pretty sure we had evidence of existing life on Mars but no one was willing to argue for it publicly because we could not be 100% certain.

Mariners hitters outside of a select couple maybe are truly anti-clutch.

Genuinely worried Brian has totally lost the plot. What the fuck is he talking about?? Obviously they could have won the game but they didn't. And didn't look close to doing so and is besides the point anyway. I was certain Brian would get the season to try and salvage it but the vibes are putrid.

Sweet day at the office for Refsnyder

Bringing on Nuke Raley as a pinch runner for Refsnyder is an incredible bit.

I finally watched Obsession this past weekend and bookending that with these two Sounders games has given me my fill of the horror genre for the year, thanks very much.

Looking forward to the Jomboy breakdown of that inning.

Can't wait for Jimothy to die out as an international meme so he can be largely left alone and us locals can enjoy his sightings in peace. Like, why is NASA posting a satellite image of Seattle and pointing out which neighborhood he lives in? Go do something else.

That aerial shot of the stadium really drives home how awful an environment it is to have a stadium in the middle of nowhere. I'll be so mad if/when the Sounders/Reign/Seahawks move.

Mariners are not improving the vibes

The thing that gets me about 2/3 of the most recent games at Lumen is that the crowd was there. They were up for it. And the opportunity to create a lasting legend was perfect. Instead, we're left with two horror stories where the team looked completely uncompetitive. Reign at least got it right.

My solution to post 8am sunrises: simply do not wake up before 8am. Easy.

One of the reasons this might actually get done is because a lot of scientists have said that Standard time would be better than Daylight due to issues with kids getting up for school and early darkness. Which of course means Republicans are going to be in favor of Daylight based simply on priciple.

I might be the only neutral on my timeline rooting for Argentina.

Haaland off makes zero sense to me

Sun Microsystems co-founder Vinod Khosla will buy the Seattle Seahawks for $9.6 billion, Sportico reports, citing "people familiar with the details."

Cole my guy, you have to use your challenge no matter what there. Come on.

Wondering what this night would have looked like with Luna off the bench instead of Reyna. Or maybe even Ferreira. Healthy Roldan to settle in next to Adams and anchor the formation? Idk. Wishcasting.

Adams off for Pepi is insane tbh

Pulisic off lmao

Absolutely shambolic from Freese