Andrew Salter

@marcoarment.bsky.social I’m try-harding so hard on these app interface icons and having a blast

Today I learned that Jon M. Chu directed the Todrick Hall in-flight safety video from my beloved Virgin America. youtu.be/z1A5BtqsaPM?...

of course it was fuckin jared

To quote @ericstephen.bsky.social: “Good lord”

College polls be like “Alabama plunged to 8th after losing 7-38 to Sam Houston State to drop to 3-4 on the season. BYU dropped out of the rankings after only narrowly beating Michigan to improve to 7-0 on the season.”

I think Nico Imaleava is not great at passing.

@stephennelson.bsky.social are there any booth views where Mo goes for the ad copy but the ball dies in the marine layer or is he just so good that he’s never fooled?

The downside of not being a nap person is that when you DO decide to take one, your cat freaks out and starts yelling to anyone who will listen that something is very wrong in this house.

Gosh, I love a two-out bases-loaded two-run go-ahead walk-off single with two strikes in the playoffs. It’s pure baseball fun and a completely justified use of hyphens.

You love it when it’s a completely stereotypical pilot voice on the mic.

After the pedestrian paradise of Galicia, Madrid sure is a kick in the teeth.

To be a @taskmaster.tv fan is to find yourself saying “I just gleeked!” with a certain air of triumph.

@cabel.panic.com the fact that the Nintendo Music doesn’t have 7:00 PM - Clear (Cabel’s Version) is a crime.

“He RUNS…FAST…ENOUGH!” is a good call from Joe Davis.

Mookie Betts, hello.

Hadestown subtitles be like

Manfred: “I’ve watched three Little League World Series games today and I can only conclude that we need a salary cap.”

I forgot the part of Battlestar Galactica where Adama and Roslin get baked on space weed.

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I like the ones where John talks about Alaska.

Jiminy what an at bat.

Whenever anybody says “Brand New Day”, I think of the Tokyo Disney Resort 35th Anniversary theme song.

First order of business after seizing billionaire money is funding everything arts.

Napoleon Dynamite.

Sam Neill. One of the greats. 🫡

Haha definitely a suboptimal series—a big, steaming pile of 💩, in fact! So we tried to send folks off into the break with the smallest of jokes.

I feel bad when @stephennelson.bsky.social gets the stinker series on TV, but “Sorry for watching” was a good line.

The Dodgers need to bring a portable steamer for their little background curtain on road games.

@stephennelson.bsky.social’s call of that walk off was so joyful

It’s insanity. I keep going back for more.

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

Welp.

Something about shortstop errors in Dodgers perfect game bids.

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Good gravy what a great slide by Alex Call. Baseball is exciting!

I guess it makes sense but it’s interesting that Orel Hershiser can call up the replay room in NY to get a ruling is. Good stuff!

I wish they’d give poor Dr. Nia Heard-Garris more safety tips for kids so we didn’t have to see her water tips for the third year in a row.

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

I just watched The Devil Wears Prada for the first time. Here’s my take: * Andy did nothing wrong. * Andy’s friends were terrible and unsupportive. * Andy should have met the magazine editor. * Andy should not have taken her boyfriend back. * This movie undersells how awful these industries are.

@chadmoriyama.bsky.social can we get a gif of how surprised/pleased that kid was to catch the Pages foul?

They’re professionals so it shouldn’t be a surprise, but @stephennelson.bsky.social and Rick Monday are at the absolute top of their games calling Dodgers games this season.

sometimes you just have to go all-caps in the headline www.theverge.com/podcast/9170...