AndrBOO! anyone think of that

If I don't use gen AI I'm gonna get left behind but that's cool, I've really enjoyed the dire consequences of being my most authentic self & living a life true to my values so far.

Well me, I think it's high time the Rays stand up for themselves, and say they're not going to take this anymore.

I'm sure they can be the Tampa Bay Devil Rays full-time again now, in a world in which Ghost's "Square Hammer" is a stadium/arena staple. We love The Devil, don't we folx?

Excellent Tombstone tonight, gotta redistribute the pepperoni a lotta the time famously with them but pretty good in that dept, only minor tweaks. Compliments.

Eureka: antenna wants to be in a diff window for Fox, so it is now mounted using Hook Technology! Baseball time? It effortlessly transits to the Fox Hook. Then, safely home to the General Hook. No more mounting tape for it (Annoying! Must be un/restuck! Will fall down if you do that!).

"His unintelligent grandson"? Well I don't think that's a fair assessment of Morty at all, show description, wow. Not even relatively speaking, really. Like, what KIND of intelligence are we talking about, for one thing. How are you measuring? And Morty is quite young, he is obviously still developi

"Tell [pronoun] what you just told me!" Excellent screenwriting cliche. We're just learning of this but actually it's already been gathering momentum offscreen, oh my goodness!

Lol famous old comedian on podcast talking about how he has to make way for the new generation and he realizes he actually doesn't know everything, hey great! But oh. He means he needs to accept AI.

Folks, they’re calling it the FanGraphs World Series, heck yeah.

Counterbalance Park littered with "ORDER TO REMOVE PERSONAL PROPERTY" signs, guess it's sweepin season. There is exactly one tent in the corner, place is pristine, people are happily clamoring. Everything's just so chill by whatever imaginable evil standard we're going by man.

New Rays owners' first act should be to Bring Randy Home. Obviously they'll say they can't possibly up payroll til the new park is in place but like as a token of good faith and it would just be fun c'mooooon.

Everyone else clocks Yandy's eye black as the PlayStation d-pad yeah?

Rays radio booth reports Randy Arozarena came in and gave them hugs during that pitching change!

Yes absolutely and was looking for someone who used the squirrel squashin deer smackin part! That's how he plays the game man he's always doing those things.

I would like to see some catwalk shenanigans please. Catwalk shenanigans, on the National Stage!

Misheard one of the MLB gambling things from the kitchen as "[/I/] choose when to Lock Out!" And in that case, well, we're not gonna! Not at all. I'm sorry but well it's just dead wrong everyone, cantcha see?

Friend pointed out I'd never chosen an HBO Max avatar all these years, oh that's what that lil pencil below the blank guy is for huh OK so I'm Dr. Melfi now. Little surprised no Fishers or Gemstones or Pedro Martinezes were available but I feel this is a strong choice for me.

New Street Fighter movie is listed as a comedy? That's awesome, I've always said Ken & Ryu would make great comedians. Know why? Always PUNCHIN UP, those two! Doin it the right way love to see it.

Oh my GOD dude give 'The Lowdown' S2E2, "Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound," the Emmy. One of the best shows going for me and they go ahead and add Betty Gilpin and Tommy Lee Jones, and they don't even have a ton of screen time in this one but just to reiterate oh my GOD dude.

You don't kill fascism without killing Meta. Delete your account.

Yep looks like I'd lose my Medicaid coverage with the new work requirement. Notice even took the liberty of letting me know it's thanks to the law sometimes known as the Big Beautiful Act! I guess that's pretty beautiful. Gonna have to resume my MLB career after all... 🙁

Oh no my MyChart after visit summary says "Tough one tonight..." 🙁

Been offline & watching later cause of baseball but just to say I HAVE been noticing all the good work Kraken! #LFGK

OK I keep hearing this, the Brewers' park with the roof closed is NOT a "dome." I grew up watching dome baseball of course and a dome is a specific architectural structure yo, not just any large enclosed athletic venue. Rays have a true dome. SkyDome with roof closed. Far as MLB, that is IT.

My favorite situational hitter? Probly Babe Ruth. Best thing to do in this situation...yep another dinger I think!

Not sure why Brewers & Dodgers needed to be moved earlier after Rays & Guardians was. All those people leaving work early to be there have to suddenly finagle it earlier, that sucks. But we saw a chance to ensure the Eastern Seaboard could be nighty-nights by 11 & by GOD we had to take it!

Sure are lotsa good shirts on 'The Lowdown.' imma find a connection, charm my way into wardrobe intern hmmm...

This is maybe unorthodox but I think the Dodgers should try just taking it 4 games at a time.

Wow good thing the Dodgers didn't pull Blake Snell too early, while he was dealing, like the Rays did against them. We all really learned from that moment!

If Ohtani were a hockey player they'd say he had an "Entire Body Injury" c'mon man. Maybe there was some misguided thought of putting him in there as a decoy (no reference intended lol)? But like I think they figured it out. Well anyways now to sit back & watch him hit 3 homers.

Clip the studio sends with Affleck to 'Late Night' has him dramatically revealing that LAPD are "in the mayor's pocket!" which...yeah. The elves are in Santa's pocket I suppose. But this expression is typically used for an unexpected arrangement.

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"...YOU may be a candidate for justice," says this late night class action ad. But actually, there are no conditions. We are ALL candidates for Justice! Actually, I am inventing a superhero who says this. The Defender, too obvious? Too plain, presumably taken, really. The OBJECTOR. I Object!

lol "my mom is already tired!" the way Pedro is increasingly imagining his daddies' roles in his mother's life is concerning to say the least...she is not choosing them!

Can you take a swing at who said THIS classic baseball quote? "First off congrats to those guys over there too, it was a heckuva fight but this team just hasn't quit all year long & thank goodness we came out on top this time, it's just awesome man." tick tock tick tock You got it. That was Ty Cobb!

I think a really fun thing to happen could be Yankees fans get their dream, Aaron Boone is fired. And finally, the DeRosa era is upon us...

So here are the AstroTurf Rules for anyone needing a refresher. Well I mean Rays currently play on Shaw Sports Turf obvi, but probly a lotta the same concepts apply you know.

John Sasso!

Don't describe your behavior as "manic" to sound cool & fun if it's not medically so. That's appropriation of my people's storied culture man!

I'm bewildered when people complain about commercials because idk they just kinda don't register. Alone I usually mute & do other stuff but even if I'm watching with someone and they wanna talk about one. Sorry I just didn't see/hear that can't help ya lol.

What's the fireworks scene in Cleveland like, such that it's worthwhile for this Phantom Fireworks to be advertising on the Guardians' outfield wall at this time? No I dig it, gotta keep those dogs on their toes!