Andrew Fear 🎃

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Nobody can stop you from buying an iced cream cake just because

Watch out for windows

Unusual Whales@unusualwhales.bsky.social

BREAKING: Russian President Vladimir Putin has invited Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to Moscow for direct negotiations, assuring him that all necessary conditions, including security arrangements, would be provided

feels like the 2000s again (I'm watching a download status bar and wondering if it's actually progressing)

dlvr.itPat McAfee says he turned down ‘60 Minutes,’ declines all media requests ‘forever’Pat McAfee will gladly peel off his shirt in front of a campus full of screaming college football fans every Saturday, but he apparently draws the line at opening up to 60 Minutes. McAfee revealed on Monday’s episode of The Pat McAfee Show that the CBS newsmagazine show approached him about a feature, and he…

don't put in the paper that i'm mad

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social

i'm getting a cookie, don't even try to stop me

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Andrew Fear 🎃@andrewfleer.com

Brigit did you know this is the most important election of our lifetime

11h

Thanks to Duolingo, I know some of the words he's saying

shit like this makes me want to NOT vote out of spite

(i'm still going to vote, but NOT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO)

our computer models say you're probably going to vote. but just in case you're not, even though we're pretty sure you are, don't forget to go vote! (do you even listen to yourselves? come on)

shit like this makes me want to NOT vote out of spite

I don't need Flagstaff Arizona telling me to go vote. Deal with your own shit

13h

Pat McAfee after someone pours up a double shot of whiskey

14h

Once again mad at the East Coast for making me join a meeting at 7:30am

13h

At least I can stay in bed while I do it

The amount of dirty dishes I make is astounding sometimes

I probably don't have to make lunch or dinner again for at least 2 weeks 😅

Dishwasher running, hand-wash dishes drying on towels atop my stove. Time to walk a corgi before I come back and finish cleaning off the countertops

God gives his wettest socks to his strongest soldiers

If only there was a place to store that tire

@tomzorz.me when I took him to Farmer Brown's

KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social

bluesky has four types of users

Halloween this week Election next week Edmund Fitzgerald the week after that Important time of year for bluesky dot app

help me afternoon Celsius, you're my only hope

one of my favorite things about WFH is that I can just decide to smoke meats whenever I want

guess what I'm gonna go do

What does it say about me that I use my cooler to hot-hold meat more often than I use it for cold beverages?

omaha.comNebraska's Matt Rhule talks 'travesty' of preseason polls amid college football chaos

Boy it would be nice if we could participate in that flurry of upsets. Oh well...

Omaha World-Herald@owhnews.bsky.social

Count Nebraska coach Matt Rhule among those not surprised by the flurry of upsets defining this college football season.

New friend

Once again I wish I was in the tax bracket Meta thinks I'm in. I got an ad for a vacation in New Zealand for *only* $25k

can somebody yell at me this evening to put laundry away?

After seeing the movie yesterday and listening to the Phantom Island podcast, I kinda want to go see Digger again. Thanks, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @noescalators.bsky.social and @jasonkirk.fyi

good morning @scribblymoth.bsky.social

i am le tired

Huge tulip festival

New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social

Pella, Iowa Pop: 9,636 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pella,_Iowa Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=48333409 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=46589726 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=48333123

oh shit, i gotta appease the green owl

I just heard like a really weird mechanical, electrical grinding sound. It was short, maybe half a second. I wonder what it could have been

I wouldn't let PB eat street pizza (streezza?) and now he's refusing to continue our walk

Seeing "Death Becomes Her" on Friday 🥰

Two rowing classes this morning and then two games of broomball this evening. My body is all sorts of tired

I need to take PB for a walk but I want to melt into my couch/bed

I saw two movies in theaters this weekend. I think that's two more than I've seen all year prior.

bit.lyElizabeth Holmes disputes one word in her New York Times profileA New York Times reporter is hitting back at Elizabeth Holmes after a key scene in "You Can See Everything" raises questions about a wuote.

mf said wuote

USA TODAY@usatoday.com

A New York Times reporter is hitting back at Elizabeth Holmes after a key scene in "You Can See Everything" raises questions about a wuote.

that was quite the succulent chinese meal

I went to the grocery store. I made a list on my phone before I went. I got to the store and said, "I don't need to look at my list. I only need a few things." I forgot something on my list.

Halp Game one - played goalie for my team, we won 2-0 Game two - I subbed as a defender for another team, we tied 2-2 I didn't lose, but I didn't win every game. Did I earn Chinese food?