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Am I 3D printing custom DDR shoe inserts to test out some bouncy filament I got? Yes. Yes I am.

One day I'll make a schizoid YouTube video about DDR "padfeel" and how different mods affect things like panel rebound. Some day.

Debating whether to put $50 on a Republican Senate/house win as a silver lining cope, just in case things go horribly horribly wrong on Nov 3...

If your Wakku Wakku lasts more than 3 hours, call a doctor

Yes, the seas are boiling and the skies are black with smoke and the oligarchs are in complete control and the robots may wipe us out in the next decade BUT GUYS. 120FPS STARFOX DECOMP.

I'm not sure if there were obvious political/societal undertones to Resident Evil or if I'm just very politics brained right now.

Well, there she is. Am I doing this right?

Trying to set up Mouse Trap with an antsy toddler is Sisyphusian.

I don't need another CRT... b-b-but....

Watch a video about Delay Llama and then notice it used in a IIDX song not even a week later.

SOME DAY

I love my son but I also love an uninterrupted night of sleep

We had to put down our old doggie today. She was probably 15-16 and was dealing with slow kidney failure over the last 2 years. Yesterday, things suddenly took a turn for the worse and we made a tough call today. RIP Miso.♥️

Getting irrationally upset over reddit squabbles is my favorite pastime apparently.

Seeing all of these data mods coming out

I'll say it: Tim Curry's most iconic role. RIP. 🥲

A strong-willed 3.5 year old who refuses to nap or listen to any instructions is the toddler stage's final boss. Lord give me strength.

Two year olds are the incredibly drunk friend who will let you get them an Uber. Three year olds angrily insist that they can drive.

I see a man wearing 3 hats on his head at the airport. Is this a new trend or am I seeing in 4 dimensions.

Me: You'll have to work Black Friday, right? My wife: Probably. What day of the week is that? Me: ... My wife: Friday, right?

Paint done. Next: Lighting.

You know I like a chart when I have to make a post about it immediately after playing. 7 Colors challenge is that chart.

Jumbo Shrimp Deafening Silence

Reddit: Where you can get into a fight with someone for agreeing with them.

Can we please stop focusing on Ariana Grande's body and instead focus on how she's kinda wholly annoying as a person? Cuz man, I'm never gonna get over that donut licking thing.

Right? I'm not crazy, right?

The lengths I go to play 95% of a song at a comfy BPM

My son this morning, while taking his first pee of the day: "Good morning Mr. Toilet. Are you thirsty?"

Today, I replaced a toilet and saved myself $400. I feel very proud.

After watching YouTube videos, I believe that I'm capable of installing my own toilet. However, I'm willing to pay an experienced plumber to sit nearby and obnoxiously clear his throat whenever I look like I'm about to make a mistake.

I'm going to sound like such an old man, but how are all of these nicotine and gambling ads legal? Every day, it becomes more and more apparent that we are in the Biff Tannen sports almanac timeline.

Can't wait to see Michael Cera starring in the upcoming biopic, "Mitch!"