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whipping an Uncrustables™ at a fed like a throwing star

On this Trans Day of Visibility, and every other day on the calendar--- always and forever:

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

my god what a beautiful day in this very specific way

We wanted to understand Trump's end game in Iran. So we talked to three unvaccinated Jake Paul fans at a Jack-in-the-Box in Fresno.

It is extremely wrong that there is no whistle emoji. Somebody call the Unicode Consortium

Wow

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

if Elon Musk didn't exist this would be the corniest thing I can imagine

“is there a technology that the left is excited about?” Trains. We love trains, actually

2026 basically

with alt text, because everyone needs to be able to read this 😭

if we can agree on anything today it’s that it’s a great day to be Erika Kirk’s pyrotechnics coordinator.

(Trump blows up Lincoln Memorial) NYT: Trump Tests Longstanding Tradition of Not Blowing Up Lincoln Memorial

millennials are done with IP rehashes, we want *experiences* sweaty hard red plastic cups. checkered tablecloths. exquisite stained glass lamps for every table. ambient smoke is mandatory but smoke machines are an acceptable alternative to cigarettes, I guess.

Wow, that's so surprising! After careful consideration of men's gripes and isolation, after analyzing the reasons why women don't want to date them, two men conclude that women are to blame. That's sooooooo different from what men have concluded for 100s of years. Such a unique perspective.

now that news and politics are so horrifically and terminally entangled with tech, @wired.com is meeting the moment and some. protect these people.

When you look at the Wikipedia of an old white guy whose books you read in college there is an unfortunately high probability it will look like this

**pupils dilate pupilly**

i'm positive this is exactly how my 5 y/o sees himself

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

"Sales surge at Minneapolis bookstore after resonating photo of owner at protest" via CBS News (1/26/26) Gregg Ketter, owner of the comic shop DreamHaven Books is redirecting the flood of GoFundMe donations to local food shelves. Awesome: www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

just found out that my son saw one of his classmates nearly get tased in the cafeteria today by the "safety officer" who seemed to doubt his ability to restrain a NINE-YEAR-OLD otherwise. these mfs can't be fixed, but my kid was able to recognize it as excessive force right away. that's my guy 🤍

I guess when you have no idea what you’re doing or how anything works, competence and organization must look like a shadowy conspiracy.

Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.

can you imagine being the federal agent assigned to bluesky, just getting scolded by deep space nine experts while all your buddies get like challenge coins

our dear leader with lil guy on his back when it’s time to go Posting Mode™️

As a social movements scholar, I absolutely love the diversity of tactics being developed by each city, reflecting their local flavor Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods

it's absolutely bananas to be working on privacy and compliance concerns at work while casually reading headlines like "Diddlebot Now Controls the PewPew Machine"

we gotta keep hammering over and over again just how fucking unpopular this guy is with every institution and every person in a position of power people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him

Did Knee-Jerk Contrarianism Ruin the New York Times?

"ruh-roh" coded

"Like all my writing about technology, it’s mostly about people."