Jasen with an Eek!

I was creative once

Thanks @theasabin.bsky.social and the rest of the #Riffotronic crew.

My one word review...meh. #Riffotronic

You'd think that Crom would know that Mary is the relative already. #Riffotronic

Whose stomach is growling like that? Didn't you have enough Chinese food? #Riffotronic

They reanimated the cat. #Riffotronic

That's not really a bonfire. It's also not much of a tomb. #Riffotronic

Exhume your cat. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? #Riffotronic

Monster: There's a person under my bed. #Riffotronic

I don't know, it's about to claim me for the eternal sleep...or at least the next eight hours. #Riffotronic

Three years is nothing. My parents were married for five years before my older brother was born. #Riffotronic

Samhain: Pronounced sam-HANE is a punk band fronted by Glenn Danzig Pronounced SOW-in is an Irish festival #Riffotronic

Just the movie I want to watch, kids reading. #Riffotronic

Candy corn is the candy of the gods. I love it so much. I like the Autumn Mix even more. #Riffotronic

The old guy isn't all bad. He's a lefty. Like me. #Riffotronic

Note to self: Do not accept orders from the dad. #Riffotronic

They should watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre, there's no blood in that. #Riffotronic

I've been to a cat birthday party before. #Riffotronic

Let me guess, the trailer has all the most interesting parts of the movie. #Riffotronic

Very Flogging Molly. I like it. #Riffotronic

"Dead baby, dead baby, lesbian." --Rosemary, Widow's Bay

New Episode as we go to the doctor and have some interesting ice cream. With @heavydishongry.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/208I...

Good night, all. Still a classic. #FrightClub

Greatest slow clap in cinema. #FrightClub

Tom Atkins is still with us, BTW. #FrightClub

Nice first toss, Doc. The view from the camera is reminiscent of the beginning of Halloween. #FrightClub

"You'll ruin your eyes." Yeah, his eyes are the least of his worries. #FrightClub

They brought the entirety of Stonehenge to California? That seems excessive. #FrightClub

Damn packing peanuts. #FrightClub

I had to mute the audio to make sure it wasn't my smoke alarm going off. #FrightClub

Hard to believe part: She spelled the name Conal Cochran correctly without asking for a spelling. #FrightClub

I love Cochran. He's so evil, yet so cordial. #FrightClub

Don't mess around with electronics if you don't what you're doing. #FrightClub

For a town with a curfew, people certainly can walk around freely after hours. #FrightClub

A 6:00 curfew. That blows. #FrightClub

What a goofy group of people. #FrightClub

"Perfect time to hit on the young lady." #FrightClub

And his mustache. #FrightClub

I own this movie because I love it so much. #FrightClub

I drove my car for the first time since the morning of my October 6 surgery. It felt good.

Why is @heavydishongry.bsky.social playing a Valentine's Day playlist?

Thanks all for another #sundayscares. Have a good week.

He's twenty years her senior. Ew. He's also pretty sweaty. #sundayscares

Hammer vs. Cleaver, who you takin'? #sundayscares

This score sounds like it's from a WW2 film. #sundayscares

Just like Linda Evans and Joan Collins. #sundayscares

Her husband Jameson? Is that an actual person or her favorite whiskey? #sundayscares

When running a corrupt orphanage, do it alone. #sundayscares

Damn, Mrs. Deere is deranged. #sundayscares