Ehmma Tightnose

5 July

I just watched TADC, in its entirety. Think I'm going to take a break. Thank you to everyone who has been kind to me here. It meant a lot.

How does Toby fox know so much about trans women. Is he the egg man

@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social

If you're ever gonna convince me to be patriotic, you're gonna have to make a new flag and government I think. The country as it stands is basically like the communal shit stain grown by centuries of lead poisoned eugenicists. The stars and stripes are just a tacky logo for neoliberal violence.

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Disco Elysium Quotes

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

Witch of the park

3 July

Who up leaking they cypionate

Y'all I think I'm actually hot now

Splints: gone Nose: swollen but cute af

Did someone say Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy marathon

Jack Sparrow was so cool in the first movie and then they made him a bumbling piece of shit who gets everyone killed

Doll spotted at the weed shop while I desperately was trying to hide my unwashed fucked up face in the car lmao

Any mewers in chat I'm live at her show

Tragedy: I've hallucinated / dreamed into existence one of the funniest show concepts of all time about a lesbian scam artist too committed to the bit called Rainy Days, and I have zero creative talent or opportunity with which to make it.

Hey does anyone know how to make your nose stop feeling like it's melting into plasma

Maybe taking half an edible WASN'T the best way to avoid this....

I need .........................potatot

Oum

Who up nursing they wounds

Too bad I'm forced to disqualify this movie for not including Luther until the ending cameo though, looks like mission impossible 3 takes the dub

Ehmma Tightnose@aliencandy.bsky.social

I'm just gonna say this was the best one. I think it was only slightly above the third one just because that movie had so many annoying JJ Abrams-isms. All the action in this was just really well done, and the frantic improv with faulty gear made for a great movie. MI Ranking so far: 2<1<3<4

I'm still fucked up after an open septoplasty and I'm feeling impulsive so you know what, mission impossible time. Live skeeting. One (1) alcoholic drink. You can't stop me!!!!!!

Ain't no fucking way you turn and shoot two people mid fall after jumping off a ledge

Lmaoooooo "btw this girl is gonna kill yo- aw shit, two seconds too late"

Hahah ow

owwwwwwww

ow *cutely*

Wow I look like dog shit today lol

I don't think I want to look up open septoplasty pictures until after they take out the stitches and splints

Friday: Scientists are still calculating magnitudes of fallout likely to occur after Ehmma's rhinoplasty on Friday. Nuclear hotness particles have broken previously foundational constants of the universe, and may indicate a new, unforseen type of calamitous event on the horizon. May God help us all

Although the impact has thus far been minimal, lead physicists warn that this is temporary, as the swollen blood vessels and bandages covering Ehmma's face will dissapate within weeks. Without these factors, exposure will rapidly become international. Ehmma's response was brief: "lol. lmao. gg ig."

Cringy men on the Internet need to learn that you can't just swap in "objectively" and "subjective" to mean "logically" and "emotional". Just because something is subjectively true doesn't automatically make it incorrect or illogical, and vice versa.

Padding your resume by making Balatro goes so insanely hard

26 June

These are all from the past 7 days lol, I feel like I'm living so much, and I haven't even started Deltarune Chapter 5 yet!!!

OSHA Inspector at the Cheesecake Factory

True cat girls don't even have to identify as cat girls, they just lounge around like that

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@milesklee.bsky.social

Replying to @milesklee.bsky.social

munchies hit. “you, bodyguard, what’s the best fast food in the area?” he explains once again that you bought a vast property up in the hills, probably 30 min to Taco Bell, which may not even be open right now. you try to force-choke him and when it doesn’t work you remember you aren’t Darth Vader

🫪 underscores 🫪

before vs. after lmaoooo

Have you ever been put into a human moshpit vortex during an encore. Pro tip don't eat a huge acidic dinner right beforehand.

AND UR SO UR SO HOLLYWOOD

24 June

TV and video games are like the keys you jangle in front of zoomers to make them pay attention to communist theory and history (I'm zoomers)

24 June

You're either purple femme or pink femme, I don't make the rules