Alex Wood

Alex Wood

@alexwood.codes

Building industrial automation at Siemens. Purveyor of puns. 🏌🏻🐶🏋🏻‍♂️👨🏻‍🍳🍷🥃 💎🦀🐍

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I used to do door to door campaigning so it’s 2, via multiple intermediaries.

Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net

To flip some discourse script for a bit: what’s y’all’s Obama number (ie degrees of separation with the former president)? Mine is 3

As an aside this reminds me of the “degrees of handshake” thought exercise of how many degrees of separation you are from someone by transitive handshakes. I postulate most people are no more than a 4 from basically anybody you can think of.

So apparently a typo in Japan’s early warning system turned a 6.9 Kuril Islands earthquake into a 9.9 disaster movie warning. Quite a sequence!

Alt text explains it but the second notification is the “oops our bad” cancellation. Which also gave the earthquake warning tone!

Look I hate Sam Darnold getting hurt as much as the next Hawks fan. But beating the Patriots with Drew Lock would be *hilarious*. Optimal comedic outcome.

How that pole result happened without it being a weird weather thing, I’ll never know, but… Que vient-il de se passer!?!?

Piastri: “Ohh nooo I can’t control it through the corner.” Russell: “Hey, I found a few extra fractions of a second.” Gasly: “Regardez ça.”

Office has a golf simulator, which pairs really nicely with waiting for agent jobs to finish. Speed training gains have been real!

Before I ever got into the AWS side of things, I worked in large scale logistics/inventory automation and planning. Research scientists and careerists in this area put respect on Taco Bell’s name.

Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social

A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!

Well reading the dissents in the birthright citizenship ruling was a fucking journey, wasn’t it. How the hell was this not 9-0 or 8-1 because Alito was destined to be a tool?

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You almost have to respect that Alito drops the pretense and just says “I am making this ruling because of my personal preferences”

Well reading the dissents in the birthright citizenship ruling was a fucking journey, wasn’t it. How the hell was this not 9-0 or 8-1 because Alito was destined to be a tool?

5 justices: “Here is the only possible ruling because the 14th amendment was extremely well written with a clear known intent on what the exceptions are and are not” Kavanaugh: “Congress could override the constitution here” Thomas/Gorsuch: “We don’t know what jurisdiction means”

Had my first “full sprint from passport control to the gate as the agent maybe does maybe doesn’t hold the gate past closing time” experience and friends, I don’t recommend it. Especially from one end of Frankfurt to the other. I made the flight though.

I’m too jet lagged to think of a funny one but the one my brain keeps coming back to (preface - everyone is fine): Kept my cool in the delivery room so my daughter’s first moments on earth would be happy while my wife was fighting for her life in the other room.

Ryan Nanni@celebrityhottub.bsky.social

It is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first:

The full story is not for the public internet, but friends, please choose to have your children *in a hospital* if circumstances allow any choice in the matter.

Frankfurt Airport stories: In a long wait to even get in to the immigration area. Basically anybody non-EU with a connection in a longer line, standard stuff, but people melting down seeing some people getting to skip the line. And then…

Some lady just repeatedly shouts “America! American! US!” to all questions about her gates, citizenship, and destination and walks right past, up the escalator. The final boss Karen, have to respect it.

Just feels like the proposals mostly try to make it too complicated. - Make capital gains taxes progressive by income. - Add a wealth tax that is also progressive by total wealth. - Add some teeth to corporate taxes and add new exemptions to incentivize having employees.

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social

If AI displaces jobs, how does the government replace lost income tax ? This is now a mainstream question. Proposals include token taxes, robot taxes, higher capital gains, and government getting equity in AI firms (a Bernie favorite). Job displacement has gone from tech hype to fiscal reality

Of course, none of this can happen on our current political direction and structure, or at least it’s an uphill battle, but I don’t see what a narrow token tax really does.

Watched the highlights of the match and friends, note the time in the match and the time in the video. This match did not have extra time or a penalty shootout.

SickosFC@sickosfc.bsky.social

This undersells it so much

Most Seattle sentence I’ve heard in a minute from my wife: “There’s an entire shrink-wrapped salmon filet on the ground on [street we live on].”

Make me pick one and it’s probably Lyon. Probably one of the most underrated places I’ve been, would absolutely enjoy living there.

Upside of my employer using direct API provider inference: Don’t have to stop for 3 hours after blowing a token limit. Downside of my employer using direct API provider inference: Entire workdays disappear in an AI focus dome without stopping and it’s draining!

we live in such a strange world now. I think the 4.5 hour workday could be real. wake up, work with Claude for an hour or so, talk with colleagues on slack for half an hour, log off for 3.5 hours, come back when the 5h window is up, do another hour of work, log off for 4 hours, third window at EOD

At least I’m being reminded that mental exhaustion from extended focus is not the same as burnout, which is more about feeling like your efforts don’t mean anything.

My 2 year old, pretending to play baseball: “The Mariners are going!!! [trails off]” Me: “Going where?” 2 year old: “Golf!” He’s just mixing up his sports he likes to pretend to play, but 💀