alexrakefire

look fuck mary peltola, fuck james talarico, fuck marcy kaptur, fuck split ticket, fuck the dem party, fuck the consultants, fuck joe biden, fuck kamala harris. my gender is queer and my wallet is empty. get the fuck out of politics and if i see you in the street, I'm slapping the shit out of you.

my honest reaction to the Marist poll:

Ibn Musa Al-Khwarizmi, inventor of algebra and the algorithm. Al-Zahrawi, perhaps the inventor of pre-modern surgery as we know it. Khalil Gibran, one of the greatest poets of the past 100 years. Half the visible stars in the fucking sky have Arabic names. shut the fuck up you dog foreskin eater.

i like writing little clues in stuff every now and then. but sometimes defeating the bad guy with the power of friendship and social justice is good.

“I will never know peace but you will never know joy” is going my heavy rotation for the record

this is also why the trans sports "debate" is bullshit. "fairness" is irrelevant. some dickhead is always going to cry at the referees because they can't handle getting whooped. the biggest boundary any athlete has to a fulfilling experience is a whiny, entitled rich person paying to win.

@ericmgarcia.bsky.social I know nothing about Brazilian politics, but I think right here is where Lula won reelection: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSRb... there's spanish translation on the screen I could mostly understand. he was *pissed*, the aura practically blew up my computer

Lula be like

Polls in Brasil have been extended two hours through 6pm ET: www.brasil247.com/poder/zanin-... votacao brasil estende das 19h.

a 9oz ounce pack of halloween candy was $24 at a local store and shitheads like Josh Turek, Marcy Kaptur, and Annie Andrews feel like trans people is the greatest issue in the election. that or they have consultants telling them bullshit and cant think for themselves, which is also disqualifying.

Today I had a meltdown in my car when I was trying to bike ride, my sports team way buttfucked by one of our sworn enemies, I have bills I'm not sure I can pay for, a retirement account rollover that's been a year in the process, and i'm running out of time to find a new job. so no. i'm not fine.

All nationalities, all ethnicities, all religions, all sexualities, all genders, no exceptions.

fun fact: the past 4 chelsea managers to drop points or lose to spurs have been sacked within 3 months. Conte in spring 2018. Lampard in Fall/ winter 2020/2021. Tuchel in fall 2022. Potter in feb 2023. have a great sleep everyone! #CFC

you're going to have bad games, bad days where nothing goes well. where you're against a team where you just have to hold your hands up and say you were fairly beaten by the better side. but fucking TOTTENHAM?! #CFC

sackable offense. #CFC

The Chesapeake Bay. In the 1600s ships risked running aground on oyster beds. By the early 80s, just 2% of the historical crab population was left and large spots were functionally sterile. Today, it's the healthiest its been in 4 decades and gets better every year. www.cbf.org/news/chesape...

one. i met a former head of state who hosted the obamas.

ICE agents disappear one of my neighbors almost every single day, and just recently allowed a man who turned himself in voluntarily to die in their custody. Fuck Matty Yglesias, and may this be the last cycle anyone gives him the time of day.

@govwesmoore.bsky.social anduril finna breed war dogs in baltimore bro why'd you have to sign that wack deal 🥀

I felt this sense of dread as soon as I finished Horizon: Forbidden West since the DLC especially does a lot of (good) work teeing up the third game. With Bioware closing, anyone who thinks other projects like Horizon 3 and Guerilla Games will be magically spared by sony is kidding themselves.

Wedgewood is the october surprise. this story can give any campaign enough runway to keep doing business as usual, rake in donations, and keep spending. Rs can say no polls can be trusted and they'll win the midterms. Dems will say they need more money because polls are made with AI. its BAD.

washington dc is not trump’s personal property and must be given statehood to prevent this kind of abuse in the future

What motivates a rapist above all else, is "that which I cannot own I will destroy."

The original ending of Mass Effect 3 is a climate change metaphor. #factposting

I'm happy and pleased with the result, but all I can think of is I hope Emi Martinez is as okay as possible. SHAME on whoever booed him being stretchered off. #CFC

#CFC I don't think Reece James can be transferred. I don't want him to. But he can't be relied on. He needs a replacement. Marco Reus, Vincent Kompany, and Arjen Robben are all club legends who spent a lot of their career in recovery. Worth tackling Xabi's profiling of him as well...

i enjoyed the double enzo hate watch this evening. fuck them both. #CFC

don't threaten me with a good time newsweek lol

when you've lost the most neutral, apolitical, dog and chicago loving man on the internet...

@ericmgarcia.bsky.social they forgot to turn off AF1's public transponder globe.adsbexchange.com?icao=af83f3

I HATE REPUBLICANS EIGHTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR BABY FORMULA IN ALASKA Children. Babies. how do people feed their kids??

fuck it inject this 2018 tier russiagate bluenami schizoposting into mah fucken veeeeeins

The Premier League is dead. I guess crime does pay. Dissolve this fucking thing and let me go on with another hobby.

i'ma really need an OSINT nerd and a tech nerd to tell me if the russian data center thing matters and whether it means the internet will be usable again

holy crap. anfield, liverpool fans...you have my respect.

up the fucking chels #CFC

Jordan Henderson has two goals and an assist today. my fucking Wonderunc. #CFC

hmm @purrtah.bsky.social @beshearstan.bsky.social a text that's recently been sent to someone in Louisiana... (copied from electioncord)

@ericmgarcia.bsky.social let us gather the greatest, most neurodiverse minds of bluesky and do our own pirate media jawn, we'll do everything on twitch and shorts and be top 5 on substack by Easter. i'll do sports. i'll cover the EPL without ever mentioning arsenal or man city. it'll be glorious.

I'm disabled and have been out of full time work for more than 2 and a half years, so if you got something...holler, I guess.

"jay jones is cooked! he said he wants to beat up republicans!" Jones outperformed Harris.

here's my take on the machine god/ AGI the techbros want: do it like Moses and burn that shit to the ground, mix it with water, and make them drink it

the senate seat held by Strom fucking Thurmond (rest in piss be upon him)