Alex Olney

I'm getting some Timesplitters 2 vibes (aesthetically) and subsequently I'm all in.

I'm not sure Tim Sweeney is capable of feeling anything, but this is our best chance.

I don't think three actors should decide the next Bond, personally.

Mario's selling his old furniture.

Here's a handy way to remember which way the clocks go: Spring FORWARD In Autumn they go back because it's the end of 'summer time' and practically all summer time time zones are +1.

✨Summon Oxcart✨

What's even the point anymore?

People don't like it when you point out the primary flavour of cola is orange.

They're past bedrock, they're hitting mantle.

Edgerunners II, tomorrow 🔥

She's so worth it ❤️

Love it when people boast about making stuff and specifically brag about how it's ̶v̶i̶b̶e̶cuckcoded. Whoo, go you, you didn't actually do anything but initiate the endless theft machine you skilless parasite.

I'm glad John Lennon rejected this first draft.

Imagine not washing your rice.

Big Walk (2026)

Do you want to ask me deep, personal questions? Because this is how you ask me deep, personal questions.

What, it's not Madaddie's birthday?

Watch me HI generate myself not playing this shit.

Me when my friends and I all fall through the looking glass.

This is more of a self-own than I think they realise.

Bluesky verification is for losers. I want to lose so hard.

It also got adapted to video! Massively impressive stuff from @alexolney.co.uk given how I only sibmitted it this morning 🙏 youtu.be/JYiHvheKQeQ?...

The only AI that I have in my life are Alex Influences. Don't need anything else.

I find it baffling the number of 'gotchas' from the AI-addled claiming that we're all already dependant on AI, and despite our decrying we use it all the time. I can't be the only one who just... doesn't use AI, surely?

Ask a Scottish person when the Zelda remake is being released. "It's OoT in less than a month"

American chocolate has an acid that's also found in vomit (and actually tastes like vomit) intentionally added. For flavour.

If you choose to play stupidly loud music in your car when you're driving through a residential area, you are a prick.

Surprising number of Switch 2 games recently that begin with 'D'. Dragon Quest XI Dragon's Dogma 2 Diablo IV Dragonwilds (RuneScape) Da Witcher 3 Remastered Dnintendo Switch Sports Resort

I was quite prophetic about the Nintendo Switch 2's second year, wasn't I?

I've never seen a higher number, nor has my dad, and he's 70.

More like Shadow of MORON Game of the Year Edition

I love 40fps.

I was never good at GunZ.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to narrow this notion down? 9 of the many, many games that made me.

Despite the name, Iron Maiden contains no female members.

£20 for Cyberpunk is the deal of the year, even if it wasn't a proper, proper physical (which it is).

Genuinely the worst logo I've ever seen