Alec Bojalad

The KC Concepcion Game

Deshaun Watson needs to get his revolting ass under center more often.

Browns are the worst 4-2 team in the history of sports.

Indiana not being able to put Michigan away in regulation is...troubling for Indiana's hopes of repeating.

By who? Time traveling cops from 1987?

I’m reading this book of interviews with Russians about the fall of the Soviet Union. And it’s truly wild how frequently “blue jeans” come up. It’s the one thing they ALL bring up when speaking on their first experience with capitalism.

This is the most breathtakingly evil thing I’ve ever seen in Ohio politics. Everyone involved in the Vivek campaign down to the interns and door-knockers doesn’t deserve an ounce of respect.

1948.

It's unreal how much God hates us.

The annoying part of this postseason is that there was no “lucky” team. Favored seed won each series. If the Guardians wanted to beat the Rays then they had to be a better baseball team than the Rays and they’re just not.

I just want one World Series trophy. One. I promise I’ll stop being annoying. I’ll get off the internet forever!

Not quite the first inning statement we hoped for.

“Surely THIS ball will find its way past a Rays infielder.” I thought, like a moron

I think Messick is out of gas and it likely wouldn’t have mattered but… Hedges definitely should have started this game.

Everything about this offense is so so bad.

Deshaun Watson held the ball long enough to basically ensure that the RB in the flat would get murdered.

Tyler Huntley should be the Browns’ starting QB.

The Ohio Bobcat fan message board got a "modern" redesign and it's completely unmooring me. Basically every day of my life since 2008 I've logged onto a Geocities-ass Myspace server and now it's suddenly T H E F U T U R E

Who is the patriot who keeps telling this guy that this "hAvE yOu EvEn SaId FaNk U?" line polls well?

I love Ossof’s strategy of just usurping the moderator. “Thanks, local journalist. I’ve got it from here.”

Sometimes if I think about Jose Ramirez a little too long I start to tear up.

That was one of the filthiest changeups I’ve ever seen.

I can’t believe I let myself get spooked by Rasmussen no-hitting the Yankees. The Yankees suck!

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Well that first Tua pass was pretty good at least.

Impossible to overstate just how hard propagandists on the other site are going about this. If you linger on a single tweet too long the entirety of the FYP becomes an alternate reality in which James Talarico was 100% no question locked away in an Ohio insane asylum.

Mary Kay Cabot was reporting this week that the Browns would genuinely consider resigning Deshaun in the offseason lol

Yeah it’s raining and KC is hurt but Deshaun has been horrible today

Quincy Williams is a mad man out there today

NFL teams should not employ Minkah Fitzpatrick.

Part of me grudgingly respects Shane Gillis’ insistence on shitting the bed for every single SNL monologue. Feels like part of the bit at this point.

21 STRIKEOUTS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE

I can’t believe the reward for surviving the intensity of a playoff baseball series is another fucking playoff baseball series.

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Gavin stayed with his bread and better 100 mph fastball + back-breaking curve in the first time through the order and is now peppering new stuff in on the second. Just an absolute masterclass.

I hope Arch Manning is able to find an AI video this week of him being a decent QB and leading his team to a rivalry win. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Arch manning will find an AI video of that field goal missing to console himself

It’s awesome how every single weekend of college football is the greatest weekend of sports of all time without exception.

Dante Moore’s looking a lot better now.

This is simply too many pitches. I’ve defended Vogt’s bullpen management up to this point but sending Cade out for the 9th was too galaxy brained. I know it’s a do or die game but Matt Festa is on the roster and you have a five-run lead.

And to think I used to check under my bed for Grant Taylor.

Thank you Tugboat for Patrick Bailey

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“You can do that?” - rest of the Guardians lineup.

Even if he somehow gets out of it this is Parker’s last inning. No one can have this intense of 60+ playoff pitches and survive

This guy's the literal president btw. Like of the United States. Has been for more than six years, in fact!

Finally watching Adults and it's unreal... 1. How good it is. 2. How bulletproof the "young friends living in NYC" TV format is. Friends is arguably among the "worst" in the genre and it's literally one of the most successful pieces of pop culture ever produced.

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Jazz Chisholm (nearly) hitting into a game-ending double play after five straight balls is incredible stuff

Flipped on the game, saw what jerseys the Rays have on, and immediately understood that it’s over for the Yanks.