William

reeeally big project I've been undertaking for the past few days is coming soon this year

microdosing having a child by living with friends with a fat cat who I try to give more exeecize by playing his favorite game. string on a stick. waving the wand while using phone with my other hand and it's like I am Liz Holmes or her husband rocking their fuck ass baby chair mid conversation

I wish I had math autism. instead, I vividly remember the exact cadence a youtuber called a parabola "suuuper fat!"

I hope Elizabeth Holmes gets some kind of massage therapy for her face or something not a joke just health concern bc her cheeks are LOBSTER red

rest in peace RJ Mitte. didn't know he was struggling so badly to the point of taking his own life. terrible because he was such a good person and great actor. "all this shit I've been through, and you're afraid of a little chemotherapy?!" is a more badass line than "I am the danger" will ever be

reading Hawkeye comics while listening to Little Barrie music

I like to imagine, in a better timeline, Stranger Things kept the S1 cliffhanger ending and instead became an anthology series about a different supernatural crime thriller subgenre-crossover every season. Fargo S2 is the better Stranger Things S2. "Dark" is season 3. etc.

I don't hate "shipping" I hate what *calling it shipping* does to you. it's romance. it's writing. it's dialogue. building identity off the 2 dimensional novelty of a relationship, you're playing the part of a baby w/ toys. you're valuing the thought of yourself playing w toys over the art itself

Zohran Mamdani is the most right wing politician I'll go

I like to use real life as a sort of internet

this is the final modern film to exist. I can see it being released the same week as Men in Black. no meta franchise multiverse self aware humor noise just a straightforward comedy premise being executed. jokes land others don't, but it's a breath of freah air for the novelty alone. fuck it. perfect

Project Nexus dev team should be in charge of a John Wick video game. Madness Combat basically did the Wick franchise first.

I like to think I'd handle it well if my villain/rival/antithesis character had the angry reality check scene with me "yeah I've been saying something like that to my counselor they gave me some workarounds I'm trying"

such a sucker for Cyclops which is so lame when you consider my disdain for Sasuke. he's 2 degrees away from being Sasuke.

lclcow farmers are sub human. telling someone you create that kinda "content" should have others see you in the same light as than a Jan 6 marcher

all conservatives are 5, but all liberals are 9. liberals think politics is solved by horoscopes, anime speeches, and literature analysis uninvolved with any systems responsible for killing people and it's deeply embarrassing

Someone at Xbox after decimating the work force: have you guys thought about ads during games? Let’s try ads

it's been really fun getting into the habit of just calling him President Donald. the problem with US politicians being mainly run by genocidal corporate parasites is inherent to the hypocrisy of the American experiment. like, that's just Donald.

when the discord flakes I argue with start reacting to each other with "☝️" this is when I realize I'm fucked. interrogating political values has been banned & vibes-based thought terminating cliches has entered the chat

I genuinely feel like I need a personal trainer for popular media and art history. not even a class, but someone to physically blow a whistle and knock me off my seat to watch Citizen Kane or Ghost in the Shell