ɛːkʼ (aick) — it spooky! 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 BATS FOR DINNER!

Sound Design — por Aick Sound design! the cabinet craftswoman crowed from whence what is was? The sky's gone all funky Like a cat lawyer's clause... Sound design? Queried the beardy twee in tweed thusly thence screw my thumbs! Carpenter bee families make great chums. #poetry

Rio Puerco don't play. Cuidado. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhvN...

"What about something from the food trucks?" — J. "Salmonella isn't a sandwich." — A.

I can afford like a 2 hour nap. I'll leave you with an image that popped into my head very much unwanted: Nicki Minaj twerking on the Oval Office desk while Trump sleeps in his chair, drool slathering his neckgina.

On being asked what one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of his creation, Haldane is said to have answered, “An inordinate fondness for beetles.” 2/2

Contrary to popular belief, I do possess the CAPACITY to act polite and respectful, I just generally choose to be uncomfortably honest. What can I say, I'm a humorist. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JXj...

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The reason the concept of an afterlife is stupid is ants. IDGAF what your religion is, if you have a rewarding afterlife based on your good behaviour in life. I GUARANTEE it's gonna be chock-full of good little ants.

The there is no such thing as “green chile burgers” without cheese. Nobody in the history of the universe has ever made one. The concept is utterly alien to me.

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It's a goddamn green chile CHEESEburger, dammit, not a burger.

NGL, but the fact that Abdul Al-Sayed and Vladimir Zelensky have similar looks is an attractive feature of both men. Tell me you don't see the similarity...

It cost millions of dollars to put a man in space and this fucker is walking around for free. What a fucking disgrace

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I like my women how I like my Proofs: Elegant and logically consistent. ♥ yeah yeah... I'm a mathemabullshitter....

No, youtube, I don't care about Ethan Klein or Hila: They're both Zionist fucks, screw 'em both and leave me out of it.

I figured it out: My costume for Halloween. I'm just gonna carry an ice axe around and ask people where Trotsky is in Russian. "Эй, придурок, видел Троцкого?"

Our goat ratio in North Carolina is far, far too low!

LULA WINS! ♥♥♥♥♥ ¡Viva Brasil!

I immediately thought of color of salsas, obviously the answer is green.

i can think of many, much more accurate, words to use to describe hadley.

2002 called they said no you keep him it’s honestly fine

You bring a fuckin biscochito to my cookout you're not getting any kebabs, tell you what. Fuckin dusty-ass cookies... yeesh. Keep those in your coffee, I don't drink that crap either. Make some damn piñon brittle or something, come on!

My first five #ttrpgs in order 1. AD&D (1st and 2nd ed.) 2. Mechwarrior/Battletech 3. Vampire: The Masquerade 4. Shadowrun 5. Earthdawn

In NM the official state question is "red or green?" and the official answer is "Christmas." Fuck the officials, the real answer is "Stick em up, gimme the whole truckload and you live to see your family."

Swear to god I only poo one rabbit pellet other than in the morning... it's all farts and fear after that.

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Math doesn't need an audience. The moment it does, it's not math anymore.

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To count yourself among the rejected is the greatest gift of all for liberty only exists in the stones to which you fall — Aick

“No one knows, because no one knows anything and the quicksands as readily swallow up those with flags as those without … And the sands cover everything, my life, my prose, my eternity. I carry with me, like a victory flag, the knowledge of my defeat.” — Fernando Pessoa

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@erin-p.bsky.social I wanna play with this! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LUMI

My sky is cooler than your sky!

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"We're natural white citizens!" — Things Racists Say

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