Adrienne

Market share (and PLG) is won on the free tier.

I’ve dubbed these blondies The Golden Girls ☀️ 👯‍♀️

The journey of replacing this convenience with other sources is a community building exercise. You ask friends for recs, chat with sales clerks, grab an ice cream on the way back to your car, maybe even pet a cute dog! It’s not just -1 Amazon it’s also like +1000 for your community.

I will never understand why people prewash every dish on the way into the dishwasher when you can just rewash the 1 or 2 that come out dirty.

A bobcat's full name is Robert Catastrophe.

I am assuming we’ll see a definition of “freelancer” soon because plenty of SMEs are freelance writers.

geez another sequel cant they think of anything new

So interstellar is a sequel to contact? Murph is Jodie’s daughter?

1. To be an environmental scientist 🌳 🤗 2. Environmental science 👩‍🔬 🧪 3. I just knew environmental science was my calling 🍁 🧘‍♀️ 4. Marketing 🤡

My grandfather during wwii. Never forget.

Howard dean is out birdwatching today and might even treat himself to a second brownie later

Just saw someone write “Al gore rhythms” and wasn’t sure if it was autocorrect or intentional and there are just so many places my brain wants to go with this

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I cannot believe it. FINALLY!!!!! FREE PELTIER!!!!!!!

In the TT draft apparently Bsky got booktok and gamers Red lake is for people who never took history or social studies Grammers went back to the gram and took the sourdough with them Can’t wait to see the data viz come out

There are two separate Trish’s on the town page who stir up shit and get everyone fighting in the comments with daily rage bait. I really want to make a news announcement telling them the referendum passed to rename the nickname Karen to Trish and see how they react

and so it goes.

Havin a great weekend just doin a little inventory of all the hills im willing to die on

Bf: does Danica still sell Websites wondering if I should get one

Fun fact I have secret mushroom patches in each quadrant of the lower 48. Moving often is nice when you carry your friends, beautiful memories, and secret treasure maps with you into the future :)

I’ve got a chubby cherub cheeked thing going on and people can sometimes mistake me for being younger than I am. But when I transform and open my mouth wide to let out all the killer bees of my soul, they can clearly see I have 4 silver fillings 😒

I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired. “Why do they make me create an account to do anything on the internet” - my bf Can you outsource pulling bootstraps to AI? Oh and Everything is a scam.

In case you’re wondering what grandma Judy’s homemade grape juice from palisade grapes looks like:

Me on Voxer, every time: "okay, bye!" pause.. "Okay one more thing..."

If someone calls you out for toxic behavior and language, and your response is "Oh those who you know me know that I'm a great advocate/ally for {abc}" - I'm gonna be real, I don't think you are in fact a great advocate and are, in fact, full of something else 💩.

Is there any other way

Me during every Taylor Sheridan show I’ve ever seen: “whyyy wtf this makes no sense these shows are so terrible” Also me: “I’ll get the popcorn before the next one starts”

The butterfly effect is def one of those movies I think about sometimes in that I can pinpoint like 5 moments in my life that completely changed my trajectory forever. what would have happened if I took the other road?

One of the things I miss most about living in LA and San Diego are the weekly chess tournaments where you meet some of the most wonderful, random people from all across the city. ♟️ Church basements are for my two favorite things, aa meetings and chess tournaments 🙃

Really wish all we had to worry about was the fattest bear contest but here we are.

Miley Cyrus riding around on her horses in tennessee humming” I used to be young”

“I still believe in a Star Trek future” is one of the most hopeful things someone has said to me in the past few years.