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🎶 if you like piña coladas getting caught in bahrain 🎶

Fists with your toes, people #diehard

Release the MRI results

Even the Addams Family wasn't anti-vax #AddamsFamilyValues

Someone please release a new edition of Home Alone 2 that cuts out the 2 seconds of Trump in the lobby of the Plaza Hotel. Take my money. Fuel the economy

Hot...? Take...? Public bathrooms. If one thing is motion sensor activated, then all things should be. No mixing of touchy and non-touchy

Could someone just Truman Show this shit and port these soulless capitalistic assholes into a Sim reality where they can circle jerk each other and leave the rest of us the fuck alone

Hey Xennials, wanna feel young again? Go hang out in a physical therapy waiting room

Dick Cheney has died. He is preceded into death by his parents, the guy he shot in the face, and a million Iraqis.

#oaklandathletics fans be like

Ah, fuck. As if things weren't bad enough, it's The Holidays again

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One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan. I never made it out of the House.

Not into Halloween but watching a doc about the Black Plague and doing some #crossstitch. Seems witchy

Just posting this here as a reminder. No reason 🤞 www.cdc.gov/heart-diseas....

Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.

I want flash mobs to come back But I also want to stay home #introvert

I know y'all wanna pregame to this #SeizetheDay #Newsies #NoKings youtu.be/DLRKUCXzfHM?...

*doom scroll* *doom scroll* *doom scroll* ... Damn, none of the doom I was hoping for

Anyone else cycle through Carlin's seven words as a mantra? It's better than yoga, I swear.

Any other Xennials/Millennials only learned of Billy Joel thanks to the Chipmunks?

Found the helpers

Just looking at this account like an abridged brain dump

Any chance flash mobs will get us out of whatever the fuck this is?

Even Ted Bundy would be appalled

This is bullshit

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.