abu

abu

@abu.guru

Security architect. Gaining root access to ur heart since 1997๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค

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Someone sneezed on me during my IRL stream and there's so much snot on my hoodie and pants ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ End. End it all. FML

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London will be quivering after I'm done because I am inside

Okay the pilot was fantastic

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Never seen star trek where do I start

Day 1 of vacation as a cybersecurity practitioner: PHP (the thing still running ~70% of the internet) just got two critical RCE vulns ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I shouldn't have been more worried but it got me this far so ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

most 'fake it till you make it' stories end with 'and then they got caught'

Why is my timeline pimple popping and brick breaker vidyas

when did the shine leave your eyes? how many years into the industry?

I'm gonna complain more and make jokes out of them. I think it's a good outlet.

welp home lab passed the risk threshold. I'm gonna have to implement a backup strategy.

Feeling defeated. Not being considered for any roles again. Shall wallow for a bit and get back to it.

already in the feature creep phase and nothing's even built yet ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I miss whiteboard sessions. testing out ideas with people who actually care about them

"the safest AI is no AI" is abstinence-only security. it's getting deployed anyway, so secure it

lmfao does everyone usually get this manic early october

If you care about your friends, you should hold them accountable and talk things out with them so they can correct their behavior.