୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ

THIS COMPANY STILL EXISTS???

helpful sign for when you’re dissociating credit: @snek.dev

stop waiting until ur shaking to eat food

On todays episode of bullshit olympics: my landlord charging me 850eur for, among other things, damage caused to the *window* due to the *sun*.

solar eclipse, spain 2026 (taken by me, nikon d3500)

ur gonna see some of the wildest animations on this at 07:42 on a random tuesday

it’s amazing how AI is extremely talented in literally everything except this one field i’m an expert in

to the casual observer it may look like i am trying to summon a demon, however anyone that knows me will realise i am simply calling my wife

going into a cs lecture and using a dog clicker to see who can help debug a borrow checker issue

i now have dns named after my cats thank you wife for making cloudflare at home :3

hello! i developed a bot that passively detects and removes all Mr. Beast scam images on Discord. it’s a bot used in 30,000 servers that has a ~10-step detection sequence to always keep ahead of the scams. invite it here :] scrumpbot.com/invite docs.scrumpbot.com/features/blo...

VSCODE, HOW ARE YOU USING 13GB OF RAM? EXCUSE ME?

hatsune miku custody battle

so-called “free thinkers” when i hit their knee with a tiny hammer

did you know in alexander hamilton they made the lyric "how can you write like you're running out of time" instead of "how can you run like you're writing out of time" because that makes no sense and is obviously a worse lyric? thanks for coming to my Ted(Ex) talk

my wife is telling me to reconsider my life choices. i mean sure i am currently writing a database engine from the ground up in rust but i am sure this is unrelated to her statement

my simulations lecturer keeps me engaged when teaching partial differential equations by showing the equations as tattoos on hot women

my favourite passtime is waiting for docker to build

just went to take out my contacts and one of them is GONE. like. not stuck in my eye but just gone. where the fuck did it go. and when ?? i didn't notice ?? wtf 😭

pacific rim was such a good movie. too bad they never made a second one.

everyone assumed the singularity would be AI gaining super intelligence and being smarter than humans. this is wrong. the singularity is humans getting stupider and thinking AI is smarter

EXCLUSIVE: An inside look into how Canvas (by Instructure) developers work to deliever the worst product humanly possible, used by millions of students worldwide.

firefop

i leave the meaning of my posts as an exercise to the reader

genuinely WHO needs to be told this

babe i’m alone in helix 0.01 come over

i made a nice little write-up in addition to my paper on analyzing historical software metrics :3 abigail.sh/writing/hist...

no balloon ❌🎈

they moved cyprus closer to türkiye

younger brother said “science is boring” so i infodumped to him for 3 hours and now “wow science is cool” im winning at big sister!!

does anyone need a tourniquet? im placing an aliexpress order

getting access to my medical records genuinely took more documentation than getting a residence permit

i was walking to a small doorway and there was a guy next to me so i slowed down so he could overtake me but he did the exact same so i sped up again but he did so as well so i stood still and he also did until he looked at me and pointed to do the door and now i think i might just autodefenestrate

>doing midterm last month >present multiple diagrams, all of which i made aside from one >forgot to cite the source for that one >lecturer says "make sure to cite diagrams you didn't make" >go to find source to cite for the final tomorrow >its from a paper >my lecturer is the first author >ah, i see

my wife won't let me buy an old soviet radioisotope thermoelectric generator :(

me:

is this new? i'm normal here

this new work toy is fun i now have a home server :3

work bought me a new toy

okay, so we have: - if it has a screen, ao3 will be seen - if it has a display, bad apple will play - if it can compute, doom will execute what is the fourth horseman to compete this apocalypse?

what if instead of replying "no problem!" to people i just started replying "problem!"

in their infinite wisdom, whatsapp has removed the ability to set indefinite length statuses, now maxing out at 1 month

mmmm 100gb of prometheus write ahead logs...

this laptop is cooking my thighs and smells of glue

i forgot my old laptop password. i was about to reset it until i decided to just enter "password". it worked. thank you old me for being incredibly shit at making passwords.

i know that all authenticator codes have an equal chance of appearing* but when i get the cool ones like 123123 999999 etc i always feel special *shut up about it not being uniformly distributed

just found out my local albert heijn is no longer stocking the main ingredient i use to make my comfort food and i think that’s fucked up