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Sometimes I make things only I understand to any degree. Take your best guess just by looking at the image itself. #blender

Hint: it goes on a belt.

aapurezero.wordpress.comSuper Mario Mushroom Crochet Amigurumi PatternPureZero’s first pattern! It’s a mushroom inspired by the Super Mario franchise!

I finally made a pattern and published it. I'm fucking happy. I'm going to play Galaxy now. aapurezero.wordpress.com/2026/10/09/s... #crochet #amigurumi #handmade #free

I'm feeling pretty lucky after making this 1 Up mushroom. #crochet #amigurumi #handmade

The mushroom is made in one piece. The spots were crocheted and stitched on while the eyes were surfaced crocheted. I've got plans to make a super mushroom and a pattern.

Working on a secret project. Yes, I'm still infected with grannysquareosis. #crochet

25 Aug

I got bit by the granny square bug. I saw two big cakes of yarn in my stash and decided to attack them until I can't make any more more squares. Granny squares are wonderfully pluripotent: they can become so much without having a plan for them.

25 Aug

I'll make a tutorial on how to crochet this particular granny square as it's a bit different than the traditional square. I'll also happily answer questions about the squares (and just about anything else I've made).

20 Aug

I had to fold the lovey blanket into a crane—it was square-shaped and made from 9 different squares. It's now my profile picture and my banner! Just pretend that the banner uploaded like it should have.

20 Aug

I thought I was making a unicorn lovey, but I guess my hands had different plans. I'm making a dragon instead! A little under 5 hours spent on making this lovey.

16 Aug

Caffeine makes stitching go by so fast. I had 3 squares and part of another one yesterday. Now, I'm starting a critter's head. Currently about 3 hours into this little project.

11 Aug

@goodwarlock.bsky.social and I may or may not have been experimenting in a visual medium that may not have been explored by the voracious. How it works kinda reminds me of myself: doesn't make sense until you look at it in a certain way.

9 Aug

Happy Vore Day. Stay weird, voracious, and creative.

1 Aug

I declare the month of August to be Vore Month because a day is not enough time to ponder about how I got into the concept of people eating others. Stay tuned for voracious posts throughout the month. VΦ.

30 July

Stitching all of the stinging bits on the sea nettle. Those oral arms love to curl (they're mostly linked stitches), but the ruffles tame the arms a bit. After this will be markings on the bell.

27 July

Some people say we're on top of turtles, but I think it's jellies all the way down. Had a cake of chenille yarn and decided to make it into my current marine obsession. It follows the same body as the moon jelly and somehow ended up being around twice as large.

27 July

I might share the patterns for them once I can get my lazy butt around to making the jelly behind the finished jellies. That one has taken so much frogging to get right, but i think I've worked it out.

24 July

This little head comes after around 6 years of amigurumi experimentation and 5 previous prototypes of dolls. I considered the following in the design of this mockup: • Armature options • Adaptable to various designs • Design consistency • Low/no sew • The usual voracious aspect. Can't forget that!

24 July

Still surprised that no one else has bastardised crochet by putting their vore fetish/kink into it. I've periodically searched for any combination of vore and crochet (and knit, for that matter) to only get vore or crochet, but not both. If anyone can point me into a interest direction, please do.

15 July

My hyperaggressive knife grip broke a crochet hook in my favourite hook size. In another words, anyone know of good hooks that can withstand getting violently cuddled by my hand?

15 July

I'd thought my ass would break wood, plastic, and resin hooks and needles, but my hands have brought more destruction than my ass. I will say the wooden stick that comes with stuffing will get snapped by my feet or ass. No exceptions.

deviantart.comEvelynne's Mother Day Gift (VORE) by goodwarlock on DeviantArtEvelynne's Mother Day Gift (VORE) — literature by goodwarlock on DeviantArt. I LIVE! finally after a long long time i have a new story! and happy late mothers day too. Here we see GW's mom Evelynne fi...

22 June

I always pronounce Bluesky as "blue-skee". Why I do that is beyond me as I'll say other words with "sky" in them correctly.

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11 June

Made a new story with the help of @aapurezero.bsky.social! This one is very... interesting to say the least. Please read the content warnings www.deviantart.com/goodwarlock/... aryion.com/g4/view/1274...

11 June

Benefits of editing erotica: • You get to read it before anyone else • You get credited for your edits (and additions if you're that bad) • You get to bless it with unholy fluids before it reaches the public Read my better half's (@goodwarlock.bsky.social) new story in the reply.

11 June

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1 June

Time to scare queerphobic cishets for the next 720 hours. Happy Pride Month y'alls.

29 May

Frogging a project is arduous and at times disappointing, but now you have yarn you can use for something else that will actually make you happy. I've fallen out of love with a vest and I think I'll turn it into a shrug instead.

26 May

I think I'm the only human in the world who writes/edits erotica whilst listening to impressionist music especially works composed by Debussy. I love me Clair de Lune.

18 May

Surely I can't be the only person who encounters something without a soft surface and decide it needs to be covered in some sort of fabric, right?

17 May

I often get bad ideas. This one just happens to have been written up.

16 May

Made one that looks like a moon jelly. I crocheted 40(!) little tentacles and hand embroidered the rings (somehow aesthetically pleasing gonads), but didn't have the foresight to crochet the oral arms with the rest of the body. I tried to crochet the arms on after, but couldn't make them look right.

16 May

The yellow one is going to be even bigger and look like a sea nettle.

I hate how generative AI is replacing so many aspects of humanity. Art, productivity, relationships, and likely beyond what I know have been simulated by these slopinators.

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Zombies and AI both imitate humanness without human essence. The rise of AI has convinced me of the existence of a soul: a soul that holds our vigour, resilience, and connection to humanity as a whole. Reliance on AI leads us to become listless, weak and inhuman.

All AI-generated simulacra cannot compare to the human heart, mind and soul.

I hate how generative AI is replacing so many aspects of humanity. Art, productivity, relationships, and likely beyond what I know have been simulated by these slopinators.

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How can you have your sanity remain intact when you dissociate yourself from other people? How do you sleep at night knowing that the world burns and dries up literally and figuratively? Why are you willing to trade your human experience for AI’s smoke and mirrors?

I’ve never felt an attachment to AI-generated material; rather, I’ve had only disgust and fear akin to zombies in my nightmares. Hell, I’ve had a dream where I was convinced everything in that dream was AI-generated. It was one of my worst nightmares.

I hate how generative AI is replacing so many aspects of humanity. Art, productivity, relationships, and likely beyond what I know have been simulated by these slopinators.

I believe that the hope for AI was to be another tool to assist us: we ultimately choose to accept, reject, or modify what an AI has put out. However, I see people taking a backseat and letting AI manage their creative, professional, and personal aspects of their lives.

13 May

Being into vore is weird; you start having conversations with your gastrointestinal system on what or who you're going to eat next. I know mine makes it very clear that the next meal should be my significant other.

12 May

I've got something in the works. Might make enough jellies to fill Jellyfish Fields.

11 May

I got around to uploading the final result. It was a quick mend taking maybe 30 minutes to do. Getting the motivation add my watermark was something that took me longer than needed to do. I'm wondering if my furbies are into the Men in Black movies for the same reason a lot of folks are…

3 May

I got a hoodie as a memo from a favourite amusement park ride's gift shop a while back, but only recently had I realised a good chunk of the sleeve wasn't stitched properly. I had my little Furby sewing buddies help me find the seam, and I had to take a goofy picture with them.

10 Apr

Whilst stuffing up the gigastomper, I saw I had a bunch of minky scraps large enough to embroider on. I'll probably stitch some more faces tomorrow on a different fabric.

9 Apr

I tried and gracefully failed a Twilight Knights Cosplay pattern. I think my first mistake was not realising how large the feet are. Get your gigastompers and mega tooties over to my blog get my thoughts on this pattern. aapurezero.wordpress.com/2026/04/09/m...

7 Apr

Bahg. You know who you are, @goodwarlock.bsky.social. Anyway, I've been playing around with my good machine recently. I know I puckered my fabric and can't stitch in the lines: that's why I use muslin instead of faux fur.

15 Mar

Planning out the spots by embroidering their outlines. I'll end up changing the spots to make them more game-accurate as well as more round. I can't freehand circles without them becoming wonky.

14 Mar

Third prototype made. Looks a lot more like a yoshi egg minus the spots. I've got an idea to mark where I'll appliqué spots. A curious thing is that the spots are randomly scattered on the egg in game models. I'll see if I can make something similar.

13 Mar

I found the goofy goober who was posing as me! Can't really do too much to this fella, though. Anyway, I've been working on prototypes for an egg plush. I want to make them rounded and spotted, but the seams I've used do not make sewing the eggs up easy. I'll probably simplify the seams.