boreq

github bot that autocloses every issue after 5 minutes by saying "the purpose of a system is what it does"

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

Important life update: got my isopods a rock climbing wall.

secondly I did some upgrades so I had to pull out the isopods out of the enclosure and one of them entered panik mode

I'm getting pet rats next week and I'm building a new terrarium for my isopods! Giving all the cute critters the best homes I can :3 Here's some cute pictures!!

it's a new mushroom!

bluesky is displaying the images I upload at @whatareyoudoinginmyswamp.0x46.net in a weird way (there is strange padding around the pictures) if someone knows why tell me. I imagine I'm uploading the blobs incorrectly through the api somehow.

no

Didi - the uber equivalent- shows a count down in seconds for red lights. It doesn’t have an API but rather enough density of drivers to estimate the traffic light cycles.

✨ chaos.social/@q3k@hackers... >We found that the PLC code actually contained logic that would lock up the train with bogus error codes after some date (...) one version of the controller actually contained GPS coordinates to contain the behaviour to third party workshops.

Do not go gentle into that good night

why is everyone posting about klaus barbie so much?/

Documentary: Social Media is Broken. Can we fix it? https://youtu.be/aA-jiiepOrE

bike bike bike bike

per some requests, for pride month

"one man's software is another man's nightmare"

Maya is more of a seal than an otter:

https://orb.farm/

im not drunk you're drunk

that's me

NORMALISE TSCHUNKPOSTING

if u dont like tschunk i dont like u fr fr

🦋 Bluesky Berlin Meetup #2 - Pre-Eurovision Picnic 📍 Volkspark Friedrichshain 🕑 May 13th, Saturday, 4 pm 🗺️ Pin 1 or 2 on the map 🧺 Bring blankets, snacks, drinks! RSVP if you'd like to or just show up i'm not a cop 💙🦋: https://lu.ma/t37d49a6

Cool Bluesky supports animated images now

well, politicians joining it is the first step to ruining it