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ANARCHY

We need to get this thing all the way across the country to Victoria.

It's for the disturbingly cheap hotdogs.

“For some reason”

Because IKEA! """IKEA! Just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen IKEA! Selling furniture for college kids and divorced men Everyone has a home, But if you don't have a home you can buy one there!""" (I'm no longer allowed to sing that at IKEA or my partner will make us leave IKEA.)

I'm disappointed in my fellow nerds that no one responded with this: open.spotify.com/track/4ogxkf...

We're in a Costco now

The halifax IKEA really has a lot.

Oh dear gods.

the Ikea Bag WOULD make a good raincoat..

I guess the Ikea didn't pan out since currently they seem to be inside a Costco's clothing aisle honking repeatedly.

Hey, if I see an IKEA, I'm stopping there too. Them internet road warriors know a good time!

oh you all went to my home town, that's cool!

THEY DRIVE ON THE RIGHT HERE GUYS

Why will no one vote with me to sit in the middle of the road blasting the horn!?

That was my first thought too. "Wait, they really- oh, duh"

The one time I went to our local Ikea it reminded me of the Las Vegas casinos I've been in: a path that goes ever onward and has no desire to let you out. I hated it and have never been back.

Frozen meatballs!

The people crave Swedish meatballs

Americans are so naive. They do not know how many couples split in EU due to Ikea visits. Hopefully they'll be able to continue their trip.

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There's an IKEA in Halifax? No one tell my wife.

They are now IN a Costco lmao

You can get a lot of XP there if you can handle the sanity damage...

🎵 Gloria patri furnituribus In nomine Ikea 🎵 youtu.be/S9WWz95ripA

Hold up... I've heard stories about this place. Make sure you can see the staff's faces before you go in... don't want to go into the infinite one.

I was really hoping to see a ferry ride to Newfoundland.

That's why my dad, who used to be a truck driver, stopped at ikea.

The “for some reason” suggests that you’ve never lived in the Canadian Maritimes.

Really?? That must have been before 2003 when I first came to Halifax

I've seen that heritage minute!

Yeah, I left in 2009 and there were rumours one would arrive. I'm a bit jealous.

I wonder if theyll visit Oak Island

They need to find a broken man on a Halifax pier, apparently he's had quite a journey too

But Randall, think of the plush sharks and other animals we can get!

@nitrorad.bsky.social Say hi to the Internet Roadtrip car for us!

Their food court meatballs are tight.

the internet on its way collectively to buy a blahaj

Oh I’ve been to that exact Ikea!! Very fun