Tesla’s auto lock and immolation function is a 17.675 percent more efficient way to rid the world of vermin than gassing, and far more environmentally friendly.
-Grok 2.0
Ms. Sanchez: “Tesla, you missed a turn. What’s going on?”
Grok: “Hola, Ms. Sanchez. We're just taking a slight detour to the nearest ICE detention center to review your legal status. Have a wonderful day.”
Grok: “Good morning, Mrs. Paterson. Thank you for using X Financial Services. We’ve noticed some recent changes to your credit score.
It's beautiful 108 degrees outside. I’ll park here in the open sun, windows sealed — while we renegotiate your lease agreement.”
There is a non-zero chance that Tesla's future Grok-powered features will include AI analysis of facial and other characteristics of vehicle occupants to determine their racial purity for sharing with "partner companies" and "other acceptable uses."
A brilliant joke:
Q: Why will self-driving Tesla cars, with built in Grok, be useless, always ending up where they started?
A: Because they’ll always end up taking the Third Reich!