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Where there is Trump there are lies. This is one of them.

Maybe a bunch of young adults and a person who lives in a drug induced haze should not have control of our personal data. Next we'll find out that they communicate using Signal.

Palace intrigue stuff. I doubt this will done at all, but rather be used as a leash by the administration and anti-Musk contingent of the Trump court courtiers to threaten Musk if they think he's getting out of line. Standard king stuff.

GAO is the next to be defunded and all employees fired then?

Hallelujah

The pampered and privileged provocateur will soon experience a proctologist's probe. 😅😍💩

🧐 I wonder why trump isn’t worrying about losing his own money? Along with most republican senators & representatives?? Did he dump his investments in the markets? Is bitcoin unaffected by tariffs? Did he share this with his chosen slaves in Congress (ie: insider trading)? Who else was tipped off?

Start auditing yesterday.

Idea: Dems should say that if it is found that any of these employees broke the law, they will be considered “the worst of the worst” and sent to South American gulags when Dems take power again. Let’s up the ante and show two can play this game.

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Reported earlier - Narrow scope - www.banking.senate.gov/newsroom/min...

Yes that’s exactly the concern. Hard to do work without an operating budget. If that happens I want the big four accounting firm to start a fund we can contribute to for that! 😆

Beautiful, let’s see all the misconduct they’ve gotten themselves into. Make them answer to Congress and the people.

Lol and lmao

Heads will roll! (@ GAO)

Sweet can’t wait for nothing to happen!

I hope they ram the whole stick up his ass during the audit

So what does this mean?

👋🏼

We'll see

That does it. I'm subscribing to Wired today. Well done, y'all!

Looks like the GAO will be eliminated soon then

Three cheers for Frances Perkins!

Musk, the richest man, customizing our government to suit his interests.

Finally!

I'm stocking up on popcorn for this show.

yeah that's not gonna work sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Alright, lemme just get this out of the way. *ahem* "We have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing."

I appreciate WIRED’s dedication to bring us the truth. Thanks to all the staff.🙏🏽❤️

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

My usual response to hearing GAO is coming is “shit, where’s the records manager”. This time - go get’em guys!

Government accountability office.

I found the link at the very bottom.

‘Audit’ wink wink

the DOGE......GOT DOGE'D???? 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

Good news.

Huzzah! 🎉🎉🎉

Good

Rules don't matter to them & we need to act like they don't. They will push & push & push till we're dead, WAKE THE FUCK UP. This isn't a fucking fantasy anymore, we're next. We need act like survivalists. Get a gun & defend yourself from these home invaders. bsky.app/profile/outo...

GAO is Congress.

Can they audit the election while they're at it?

Ok, good, but the data assets will have been monetized way before any audit is close to done. The cops are analog—the robbers are digital.

"Lucy you got some splaining to do"

I hope it is an audit with integrity.

yes thank you for the information. someone else commented the same. i should have deleted the post. i appreciate the information.

actually someone on these comments informed me that this office is still ran independently from trump. so hopefully reliable info will come out of the audit.

Great question! I am putting anything past trumpo! He is destroying the country, let alone big four accounting firms!

DOGE’S PENTAGON BUDGET CUTS DON’T TOUCH ELON MUSK’S SPACEX Defense Sec DUI Hegseth boasts he’s nixing contracts & grants amid DOGE’s cost-cutting campaign. But those trims won’t hit SpaceX. theintercept.com/2025/04/03/d...

I wager massive mishandling of data. There won't be any accountability beyond us just knowing doge is a pile of liability exposing America.

EVERYONE KNEW THIS IN JANUARY WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN

They’re getting as much info as possible to hold as many Americans hostage financially as they can.

“Alarming” is an Underfuckingstatement

I predict firings at the general accounting office shortly

Last month, we spoke to two federal auditors with years of experience who say that DOGE’s actions are the furthest thing from what an actual audit looks like. Here’s that story: www.wired.com/story/federa...

Untrained hands meddling with code and data—DOGE under Elon has become a digital junkyard. When clowns run crypto, the circus hits government servers. This isn’t innovation, it’s incompetence on steroids. #DOGEDisaster #MuskMess #CryptoChaos #DigitalAccountability #TechTyranny

Every one of them bloodsucking techbro ignoramuses should be strapped to a fuckin Tesla rocket and fired to fuckin Mars

Yeah, I’m sure they give two shits about what they’re doing.

GAO has a Forensic Audits and Investigative Service that can investigate criminal activities as well. I've been asking that Congress make use of GAO since DOGE was formed. It's good to see that members had the same idea.

Fox guarding the henhouse. Hasn't Doge already infiltrated the GAO?

Oh well, that was a nice GAO. Hope you weren't too into "accountability".

DOGE meddling in Cabinet-level agencies? Labour, Education, Homeland Security, even Social Security? This isn’t just a red flag—it’s a hostile takeover of governance by Silicon Valley’s richest troll. #MuskTakeover #DigitalColonialism #DOGEgate #AuditNow #StopTechTyranny

Take your hands off our money, Elon, and we'll take our hands off your cars!

Right. We’ll see how that goes 🙄

Get DOGE's dirty hands OFF OUR PRIVATE DATA.

The only question I want answered is where are the investigations? If this so-called DOGE department has uncovered all this fraud and abuse, why has no-one been arrested, investigated, outed or made to pay the money back? There are people dying because of DOGE cuts. There had better be receipts.

Cool, cool, but who’s doing the auditing? Worthless if it’s a Trump sycophant.

DOGE is getting audited—finally, the meme coin meets real accountability. Musk’s digital circus is fun until federal watchdogs show up. Billionaires play, poor pay. #CryptoClowns #ElonMuskExposed #DOGEaudit #EconomicJustice #TechnoTyranny

Bets the General Accountability Office is gone by tomorrow?

Glad to see something is being done; although, I'm still concerned as this administration has shown an unmatched ability to show contempt of court. Thank you, @wired.com, for sharing this article for free and your recent policy to do so with all FOIA articles. Leading by example 🙏🏼

Betting the administration puts a stop to that quickly....

The entire GAOffice is terminated in 3, 2, ...

Better late than never, although they probably already sold our data to the dark web

SCOOP: Nothing good ever happens. Don't get your hopes up.

I’ll hold my breath for the report

They will likely take this to the courts to make it not happen.

Make it painful!

... further.. she has on more than one time indicated that Musk has no role in DOGE...😆

Since DOGE was never even officially created -why hasn't Schumer... Jeffries etal convene a public hearing to determine its actual legality? The person who has been publicly named as it's head has provided contradictory information as to her official job title

Wasn’t there someone from Congress also calling on the department heads to investigate the list of potential conflicts of interest related to Elon’s businesses government contracts?

Not before someone gets fired

Let us hope so. For real.

The question is whether GAO can remain truly independent, given that MAGA controls Congress.

🙂

When the DOGErs become the DOGEees

About time

I had been wondering if they, too, were just yes-men.

The last 50 years have been amazing, huh? From Deep Throat to Big Balls.

👍👍

They handled data? Because all I kept hearing is how they walked into government offices they didn't understand and smashed everything with a big sledgehammer.

About time.

Do we still have a functioning government? Good for us.

Elon Musk drastically drops DOGE’s savings goal from $2 trillion to $150 billion for the year! fortune.com/2025/04/11/e...

So, do we flood the GAO phone lines, or not? (Genuine question.) Current GAO General Comptroller was appointed by Obama, so that's something, (unless he gets illegally fired this afternoon). The fact that Trump/Musk disagree on tariffs may be useful here? www.gao.gov/about

Looks like GAO Comptroller was appointed by Obama in 2008. So... 🤞? www.gao.gov/about/comptr...

Somebody finally said "who watches the watchers?"

Good

This is good news, if true . Musk and his dogeboys are like a cockroach infestation. Time to call the extermination auditor.

Over/under 10 days until DOGE closes the office that is auditing them?

"We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing. We consider this matter closed."

When the auditors start turning up the heat, you just know that "Big Balls" will be the first to crack

Audit presented to you by Peter Thiel. Audit of Peter thief's audit to be done by Mark Zuckerberg, who's audit will be done by doge.

In case it's not clear to whomever: I'm expressing a cynical disbelief it will lead to anything real, not sniping at Wired. Wired is one of the few orgs that's risen to the moment. Throw em some bucks.

Like real auditors

And it won't be pretty, but they'll fire the GAO auditors before they complete the work.

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Trump will just fire the auditors. Sure, he has no authority to do so, but what would he lose by telling them they're fired, send in US Marshalls to forcibly remove them and then watch it go through the courts? If a judge issues an injunction it's just more meat for the "unfair judges" idiots.

When the federal judge specifically TOLD doge gang not to obtain or retain any personal private data from citizens, and to stay out of certain areas of the servers. doge gang then got access anyways through the VA & login.gov site to gain access anyway, circumventing the federal judges orders. .

Are DOGE's auditors incel wizkids too?

Expect nothing but interference, obfuscation, delays, and a full discrediting of this as it proceeds.

By whom? Themselves?

Is DOGE marking its own homework?