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@sasshole.bsky.social Moose needs you!

Moose is smart. Moose took a healthy carrot and not anything else on the table. Moose is the best boy.😉

Possession is 9/10th of the law.

Dogs love them some veggie bones.

I believe their noses detect them, carrots are sweeter than other peeled veggies. And, just as an aside, I just sliced an apple for myself and she came running through too. I'm sticking with the sweet smell calling them.

These guys ganged up to steal their carrots.

"Hey, I thought it was a stick!"

Lmaoooo he is like what carrot?

NO IS ORANGE STICK!

He is very proud of the carrot he absolutely did not steal.

Fair point, request formally amended

Mom, you said not to speak with my mouth full and then you ask me a question while my mouth is full! You also said carrots were a health snack and we should all eat healthy snacks! Entrapment!!

😎

I’m surprised that Moose hadn’t already eaten that carrot! My dog when I was a kid loved carrots. He would eat them as fast as he could.

I was with him the entire time, he is innocent!

I see nothing! I see absolutely nothing! 🫣

No carrot, no crime

I believe that's a snowman not a dog.

She should always share the carrots

Could be, you know, a different carrot.

To be fair, I don't see anyone's name on that carrot

Good one.

That is clearly a fine Cuban cigar and you all are just JEALOUS

IT WAS THE CAT!

False accusations!!

Dis not carrot. It’s orange cronch cronch

It was cute!

Dogs love a carrot

It is a special prize!

It's an orange stick and he wants to play. Silly humans. 😄

Innocent

Not carrot. Orange stick. Innocent! 🐾♥️

So cute!

As Moose's attorney i can confirm he is innocent

Notice he never once said no. Only a guilty dog doesn't bark.

My Kuvasz used to grab the carrots from the horses mouths at our equestrian trails.

What carrot 🥕

So adorable

Pretty sure he's innocent. 😄

He needed 🥕 tae see better. Perfectly reasonable.

I vote to acquit. He's too darn cute 🤣

Love it. Made my day.

Moose is so happy 😊

Mooooosssseeeee!

He’s innocent!!

carrot what carrot

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That is not the carrot you claim he stole that is a different carrot that someone else gave him that Baby has never done anything wrong in his life

I saw nothing 🧡💕

We had my dog nibble some carrots in lieu of reindeer, for Christmas. Don't think the kids noticed. The dog was very confused by the whole exercise. Usually when we give him carrots we don't then try to recover them. Nor do we stand around giving him feedback on the manner in which he's gnawing them

I see no carrot!

I volunteer as a witness to testify at trial that he totally didn't do it.

hims gooboy

😂

He was framed!

looks like he’s directing an orchestra with that carrot. “Ode to Joy” would be appropriate “This is Moose. He has been accused of stealing a carrot. Too bad there's no evidence to back that up. 13/10”

That was his he brought that carrot from home

Waiting for @darthbluesky.bsky.social to weigh in...

@en.scares.men

Says who 🐶 💚 ⚖️? He's being seen in public with the stolen item right now 😄

Reasonable doubt. No jury would convict.

He can have whatever he likes.

Claiming a carrot for attention..not sure if I'd even do that. Now, it would be different if it was broccoli.

INNOCENT!

You go Moose 😂

How adorable! 😆

As long as it is a carrot. Ive seen a man go ballistic at his dog eating a whole chicken Parmesan meal. Some 20 us dollars worth. Where there is food whether in car on counter in kitchen or on tables, dogs WILL scarf it down. Facts. So if you want to avoid THAT, get dogs out of the room or .....

Not a shred of evidence! 🥕 🤣🤣

@stevenbourn.bsky.social The spirit of Charlie lives on.

A dog called Moose! That's like a monkey called Cheeta.... So, a moose called Dog? Or a cheetah called Monkey? How about a President called Beast?

i like u

Exactly!

shouldn’t we be after the jerk who yanked the carrot from the warm cozy dirt, or the sadist who peeled it alive?

My little poodle when I was a little girl loved carrots. Mom would cut carrot sticks for my lunch every day, and he would make sure he was standing right next to her, looking up expectantly. I thought it was strange back then, and I never had another dog, but now thanks to Bluesky I see they all do!

No ragretz!

A clear case of entrapment.

😀

What carrot?

What carrot??

@b-lab0147.bsky.social

If you left the carrot in a place that Moose could reach, it’s really your fault. 😁

I love him! Look at those beautiful eyes and that sweet expression!

Moose was just protecting the carrot, in return he deserves a carrot !

Our German shepherd loved carrots as well!

Did he pass up the roast beef? Must be a very healthy dog! 😂😂😂 Thanks for sharing! He's a sweet boy! Look at that face and eyes! What a sweetheart!

Carrots are close enough to a chewy so says my ACD.

I'm in love with Moose. And his carrot stogie 🥰

I thought you rated dogs. That’s clearly an overgrown duck.

INNOCENT

At least he took a healthy treat

It's not often that you can see someone who takes a lot of pride in his accomplishments anymore.

Be glad it wasn't the pot roast.

I don’t see a carrot

Moose is so offended at the accusation that he is sticking out his orange, carrot-looking tongue at you!

🤣

Clearly an innocent dog who has never done anything bad

If Moose is anything like our Millie, you will clean up carrot debris that comes close to or even excedes the mass of the original carrot.

It is not a carrot. It is a cronchy stick.

He absolutely did *not* take a carrot! Where's a carrot, huh? Do you see any? No blaming the clearly innocent doggo for no reason whatsoever!

Innocent!!

Ha!

Total set up...you go, Moose.

I think he might have taken a carrot...

🥕 What 🥕carrot? 🥕 🥕 I don’t see a carrot. 🥕 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕

I see no carrot! I only see a very good dog!

So sweet!!

All my blankies have chewed bits, it’s like dog-thumb sucking! Soothes the soul.

“Who me? I’m just relaxing with this strange cigar.”

He was framed

I love this gif 🤣

McDuff would be, what’s a carrot?

Good boy with a healthy snack!

MOOSE! I WANT YOU! ❤️

You can't name your dog Moose and deny him carrots