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Consider him patted and tickled under the chin

or treats

Only three? I just want to hug and hug and hug.

Ok, but can I hug him?

I have unlimited hugs and kisses for him. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I would bet that a treat would help as well...

- Aslan the white

AAAAAAAAA!!!!

He is so beautiful

Obviously. Trees are great, but this face!

He is NOT a tame doggie 😍

They are so adorable!!! That’s one happy doggo 😊

Would he settle for some hugs?

What if I give him many more pats

fluffy, friendly cloud

Aslan is beautiful 🤍🐾✨ and definitely quite magical

What does a belly rub get me?

What if I want to do both?

Would head & nose boops work? I could give him a gazillion!

Or a forehead kiss?

That’s just fog in the enchanted forest.

Or, a cookie. Of course.

Good boy 🥰

Riddles and pats for this land cloud

🤣 Fair enough. TF for subtitles.

Who’s a good boi? ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

I will give pats while he gives out riddles.

Very nice! Hawt

“None shall pass!” “What is your favorite color?”

It's pats on Aslan's noggin for me. 😍

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I accept any quest you may give me o mystic forest guardian Aslan

Who wish to pass must answer me these questions three!

Both, please. 😋

Floof

3 smoochies and I’ll stay right there with him if that’s OK.

What a beautiful dog!

I don't even want to walk into the enchanted forest anymore. I just want to stay and play with Aslan.

Jeez, I so needed to this 🙏❤️

Aslan is so handsome.

All the treats. And he need not ask. I’ve got him.

What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?

I don't know that *launches into a nearby canyon*

How about two pats and a good ear-scritching?

Don't know why exactly but it seems like Guardian Aslan may also be open to negotiations regarding snackos. 😉 #Dogs

I could definitely do three pats on the noggin😘

Treats woof

What would happen if I gave him treats in addition to 3 pats on the noggin?

What a handsome, Dude! I give him 3 pats on the noggin, a nice rub on his fluffy rump & a “You’re such a good guardian, Aslan!” I’m not so great a riddles LOL

Toasty marshmallow

@darthbluesky.bsky.social i thought this was WeRateDogs and not WeRatePolarBears 🙄🤨; although would pet + fren shaped.

What an absolute beauty! x

I bet a treat would get you through also - he's so beautiful, it might be fun to just hang out with him💚💚

Of course he will! And they'd have a great time together.

Gorgeous ball of fluff!

Forget a weight blanket, he will do!! So fluffy!!

What does 4 pats get you?

Sorry. They are hanging with Bob now. Not available.

I’m on Aslan’s side even if there isn’t any Aslan to lead it

Happy Boy! 😍

Please find me going for the three love pats.

Bacon. Yes. No, the cat doesn't hate you. Please, please let me in your Forest, Aslan.

*Aslan… 🙄

Can… Can… can I give him more than 3? Also, are full body hugs ok? 🥺

Aww, he gets three pats!

I will look for him on Instagram. And give him a big kiss on the snoot for me. I miss my sweet girl every day, and she’s been gone two years. Such joy these dogs give us.

Alapaha Blue Blood Bulldog

I had a Samoyed once. Loved the rascal.

I don't want to pass anymore.

So beautiful. I had a Samoyed as a child and she was the sweetest fluffiest best good girl. 🩷

Mystic guardian of a buncha smooches.

Is the riddle "who is the goodest boy??"

Fairly sure a scritch under the chin would also work

I wonder if he accepts hugs......

Three pats it is Aslan. How about treats. My German Shepherd Knox would be willing to share his.

- Do you a) want to to give Aslan 3 pats on the noggin or b).. - A! A! A!

So handsome

What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

3 pats AND ‘bring me a shrubbery!’ and then he’ll pee on it to further mark his ownership of the entire forest. “This is Aslan. He is the mystic guardian of this enchanted forest. Will not let you pass unless you answer his tricky riddles or give him 3 pats on the noggin. Your choice”

How tricky are the riddles?

BE CAREFUL with this one: “What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

Come off it. Bloke in a suit.

That is 10 out of 10 on the floof scale

Gorgeous pup!

That's the goodest sfinx I ever saw.

Oh my goodness what a good looking boi! He also looks like he will except a treat or two as payment or donation. 🐾

Whom do you serve? 🖐🏻

Does he give kisses too?

Much more than 3 pats.

Can I attempt the riddles while providing noggin pats?

Decipher me or I'll devour you(r) treats 😜😍

What happens if I give him more than 3 pats?

Infinite cuddles, pats, and a couple of treats

What if I don’t pass and just hang around? Pats, belly rubs. Ear scritches….

And a belly rub for good measure!

Could I, theoretically, do both?

3 pats on the noggin as I pass.

I wuv him

Aslan, means fearless or warrior in Turkish, accurate. 🥰

Is the riddle "How many head pats gains you access to the forest?"?

What a gorgeous boy, is he a Samoyed ?

Can I do both? I wanna hear the riddles, but I also want to give the good boy pats

I choose both

Aslan means lion in Turkish. He does seem as brave and beautiful as a lion 🩵

Maxed out fuzz levels.

Three pats it is!

"Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."

Does he accept bear hugs and rolling around on the ground with him? Because I don't think I could contain myself 🥹

I like how he’s trying to disguise himself as a polar bear too