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Now how can you accuse her. Lol

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A purely circumstantial case. Not guilty.

This made me laugh. Really.

Just part Chow

This is a baseless accusation, and the accuser will be hearing from Lily's lawyers

I'm this dog's lawyer and my client is innocent.

YESSSSS! WRD is here! Hooray! What a gift 🎁

20/10 💙😍🤣

“Am I blue? Am I blue? Ain't this tongue in my mouth tellin' you?”

Blue tongues are very common traits in dogs. Not guilty

Labels on the photos are really good.

What a pretty CRIMINAL

WeRateDogs has excellent alt text game!

Don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious

It could have been anyone!

The famous blue-tongued retrievers. A breed apart.

Ooh, glad to see her. And you, WeRateDogs! I need dog content.

She is part chow chow!

Objection! Heresay!

YOU POSTED! Thank doG. I must have Dogs of the Week. You could post it as a YouTube Short, is 3 minutes enough?

Hurray! WeRateDogs is ib the house!

I am this dog's lawyer and she is innocent!

This is Panda Rosa, cover canine, November 2024 issue, Bow Wow Magazine!

She just thought it was raspberry 😭

I couldn’t even catalog the violations this beast had made today. Ruby

The evidence was planted!

At least she supports the right side!

Well, it's that or she has been hitting the Tidy-Bowl.

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So cute

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She wasn't "drinking" it; she was "tasting" it. BIG difference, but both will cause a blue tongue.

remember when you changed that dog's name to a white guy's name?

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Maybe she was just chewing on a Smurf?

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She is clearly innocent, and we will brook no further slander of Lily.

Absolutely Innocent!!😇 Next unproven allegation? 🤗

Cute 🥰

Bluesky’s mascot right here. 😜

Innocent, your honor!

😂she looks like my Lily,without the blue tongue.

It's not what it looks like. You have to look at alternative facts.

No comment… 😂🤣😂

Not guilty, however, DNA evidence indicates Lily is a descendant of and ancient Smurf dog.

The evidence is on the tip of her tongue.

At least Lily is blue.

I’m sure Lily had a good legal defense team.

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It's a different shade of blue, that is false evidence!

Lily has been framed!!! This is a set up, rigged I tell ya!!! Lily is innocent.

That blue tongue is TOTALLY photoshopped!

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Blue toungue, BlueSky, beautiful Lily! 👍🐕💙

@darthbluesky.bsky.social case closed?

It’s a little-know fact that the best golden retrievers all have blue tongues. It’s just science!

I see dogs with blue tongues all the time 😂 it’s the norm

Nah, where's the evidence?! 💙

Lily is innocent!

Real dogs do not lie. Fake dogs like nominees and president-elect do.

Can’t see anything that would corroborate the accusations.

Rude.

Lily must remain blameless 😁

If no one has made a “slush puppy” joke I’ll be very disappointed.

Too funny! Must've been good

Lily's lawyer: "Give that dog some oxygen."

Lily just go with no comment. Pretty sure CPS will not take this further as not enough evidence 😉😉😉

Gimme a break, clearly Jewish Space Lazers did it.

She's a Bluesky doggie, through & through, with perhaps a Smurf or two in her ancestry!

OK, I have a question. Do people’s tongues also turn blue drinking this stuff…?

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Welcome to the sky, my favorite dog rating authority!

Just accusations , there is no proof

Casey identifies herself as chow chow now.

🤣 Get Garland to look into it. There will be no charges filed.🙄

Good girl.

Nothing to see here 👀👀👀

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Innocent!

Justice for Lily

We don’t know why his muzzle is wet, not sure we want to find out!

Innocent!! She has always had a blue tongue. She is a special blue tongued good girl & these accusations are absurd! 😅

At least it’s not the blue water in the toilet

oh fuck, this is some real shit!

Good girl! Use those 5th Amendment rights!

You'll never convict her! Her dog peers will let her walk.

I do not see any evidence being presented. Innocent and wrongly accused.

r/amibeingdetained is the greatest entertainment!!

as if she ever would

Slurpistantial evidence

ken for legal rep, @darthbluesky.bsky.social for bench trials

100% innocent 😂

so glad to have you here sir

Plead the 5th

I strive be in the state of contentment that dog appears to be in

Learn to edit 🙄

Go Lily Go!💙

This precious dog could not have done what you suggested even with that strange tongue❤️❤️❤️

So happy you are here!

No crime was committed. All dogs are innocent always.

My dog ate a cup of cut up chicken off the counter last night. Soup was a little light, relied on noodles.

Naughty sausage 😁it wasn't me mummy.

Devin & Biden. 2 of my monsters 🥰

She’s beautiful

👋 I transferred too, on butterfly 🦋

Innocent I tell you! Innocent!!

Innocent. She’s just very very very very cold.

Abandonment. Periodt.

No jury will convict.

Lily did nothing wrong!!

Hard to hide the evidence on that one!

Free Lily! 🐋

she’s been framed; her tongue just does that sometimes

Who ratted her out?

My evening chuckle 🤣

Just keep your mouth shut, Lily!

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Innocent until proven guilty 😃

She might need a dog lawyer tho... Or perhaps a warm blanket? 😄😉

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