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However much you hate yourselves for writing these headlines, please know that we hate you more.

THIS is your headline?! My god.

do you never get tired of embarrassing yourselves???? smh

Even The Washington Post isn’t smart enough to see the bigger picture about Trump being like Saddam Hussein? Dumbasses are more upset about dissing his tacky ass decorating style than being compared to a monster. MAGA ass idiots. 💯

The Cheesecake Factory knows who they are!

Did everyone miss the Saddam Hussein reference. He could have used Mc Donald's as a example. Saddam Hussein Mc Donald's would have arches that would really be golden. No disrespect to Mc Donald's. But if it was up to Trump, the arches would be 24crt Gold. Are people really that stupid.

JFC

What part of "Saddam Hussein opened a ... do people not understand?

Cheesecake reported tonight and it's off a few percent after hours. There are no weekly options on CAKE, but the November straddle was pricing about a 12% move, so this one's still well inside that.

Did Bezos write this? Jeezos

The President of the United States allegedly raped *another* woman due to his ties to Jeffrey Epstein—but hey, it’s not as if that’s an important matter or anything.

Obama wasn’t being malicious about the Cheesecake Factory. He was just pointing out that the deliberately OTT style of a family restaurant chain does not belong at the center of government - by definition, a more serious place. The pearl-clutching by the fascist snowflakes is a wonder to behold.

g r e a s y

“Despite Obama’s gibe, there is room for Saddam Hussein to be successful as the owner of a profitable chain restaurant”

clueless billionaire beholden rag did not get the 'jab'. next.

FFS DNALD TRMP IS NOT YOUR ASSIGNMENT EDITOR. HE WASN'T TALKING SHN?! ABOUT THE GD$&!? CHEESECAKE FACTORY!

There's a new rape accusation to add the dozens of other sexual assault allegations of the current president, but sure, let's focus on the Cjeesecake Factory. What an absolute joke the Post has become.

Come on, don't let them disappear the Saddam Hussein part of the joke! That was the point, not which chain restaurant!

You’re embarrassing yourselves.

This paper used to be important.

Obama's "gibe"? It seemed clear Trump was the one "gibed." My bet is Obama's joke gets more people to try Cheesecake Factory.

Fat ‘Merica has spoken, they love shitty food

Because people are too stupid to understand anything.

Hey if you think it's a good idea to take any of this seriously while there are new credible allegations of rape against the sitting president I think you should [TOS violation] and leave the rest of us alone

Move over, Mar-Illegal.

Okay, but Obama wasn’t criticizing the success of the company. He made an analogy to Trump’s decor and theirs. Stop trying to suck up to Dear Leader. This article is not newsworthy

Jared Kushner had government officials fired in exchange for tens of millions of dollars paid into a secret bank account by foreign dictators. That’s actually important news.

I see the GOP is setting your agenda again. (The “since Jan” and “in July”…so timely and obvious) You’d think the Saddam comparison would make Trump and his fans mad, but they know exactly how to make you do what they want.

Good reviews on Wall Street is how all great restaurants have historically been judged, despite the various and sundry gibes

Cheesecake Factory is a great restaurant

#Midterms #Vote .

Nobody gives a rats ass about the restaurant, report on the President’s corruption for fucks sake!

They don’t need you to carry water for them

Is it because Sadam Hussein is designing them all now? Do you even know what Obama said?

FFS @washingtonpost.com Report on the pedo-in-chief and the new rape allegations. Stop this nonsense that you do for #BozoAndTheBimbo