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β€œFans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly varying guesses at what might appeal to them,” said Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro

theonion.comDisney Promises β€˜Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like BeforeBURBANK, CAβ€”Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a new era of blind stabs at what they seemed to like be...

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