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Check if he's wearing Mormon magic underwear, if so, he hasn't seen anything. Or just poke him in the liver and see if he winces.

May not remember which.

Which is why I drink Long Neck PBR. #YMMV

Real alcoholics know the difference between NA beer and real beer is measured in days. NA beer is for teatotalers and biying time to coax your too drunk friend into going home.

Seen a ton of shit. Can personally vouch. 🙋‍♂️

@jopinho.bsky.social

Its the non-alcoholic beer drinkers that are the most unpredictable.

or somewhere in between. Let people drink what they want and leave people alone.

Certainly the former. Who looks for their kids at a party? And he was doing blow with Pondy like 5 minutes later #RandomGuy

Fall on the first case.

literally, low alcohol % and tastes like shit what’s the point lmao I actually like the taste of strong liquors and those get me drunk much more easily

Replying to @whisperingsage.bsky.social A man who drinks no wine, nor good beer neither, hath a wit drier than a herring's purse. I have stood for ten shillings' worth of sack against all comers, for the fellowship is in the cup, not the water.

Like, my sister swears there's gooooood bear out there, it's about the Malt or something, and indeed the beer here in Brasil is actually mostly "corn juice"... ...But why not buy something else? With alcohol or not, but just... better? Tasty?