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The more plausible a joke is the funnier

Let me guess, it's the bottom half. 🫠

Wow, that is hilarious!

That must be the blonde parts of her hair

Wait till he finds out about Auston Mathew’s mom

What was her answer

Heeey yo!

I guess "cauc-asian" is right out.

Interesting. I have never heard that word before. I learned something new today (hapa).

I wonder if she'll go? Given the scandals in USA athletes being abused in the past - particularly gymnastics, I wouldn't be surprised if she bypassed the invite to protect her future self. #IceSkatingUSA #AlysaLui

I suppose we run her through a bandsaw?

“Many wonderful Americans have also visited the White House, like the better half of Patrick Mahomes and 19 percent of Tiger Woods,” he added.

This could just as easily been an announcement from the White House. Too close, The Onion...

Such disrespect. So disgusting and embarrassing for a President to act.

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It's funny cause he's a piece of shit

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Ha ha ha HYSTERICAL!!

🤣 And its even funnier cause one cant put that thought past him.

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It's only Obama's Black half that's at fault