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It won't be anywhere near that fun

That would be considerably more entertaining than the actual “show” going on right now

He opens for Steven Miller's Puppy Bowl: literally drowning puppies in giant bowls of water.

I thought the same thing but I couldn't remember his name thanks

Paul has class.

I mean knowing this crowd, he holds up a handful of spaghetti bolognese while making hissing noises from the side of his mouth.

😂

Absolutely priceless.

Gotta extract the oil live on air.

Followed by Lara Trump singing an Acapella rendition of the Yoko Ono side of "Double Fantasy".

Isn't it inferred that snakes are connected to evil or the devil? Theres gonna be a Jim Jones thing going on in the U.S. cause too many loons, charlitans, and evil doers are getting a platform to be loud, and all the worst of the worst in amerikkka like fools, haters, greedy, take them too seriously

They fuck snakes too? Good to know. I’ll warn all I see.

Trump would prefer a handler of trouser snakes.

So how did the show go? I haven't heard much so far, must have been as sad as one would typically expect.

😂😂😂😂😂

For a very brief moment, I thought that was Paul Lynde.

This is at least the 3rd time I've seen this. First time I noticed it was The Onion.

They're playing shitty "Country" music now.

Oh boy

When is Keynote Speaker and Percussion Art Team Paula White Head Bop Cat scheduled to appear?

that would have actually been entertaining

„Couldn’t understand what they were saying during the half time show“ but because they were speaking in tongues

This could go either way on the parody scale tbh.

I hear it also had some Serpentes reptiles.

Way more entertaining that Whoever That Guy Is, Whoever That Girl Is, and the headliner, Pedophile Whose Face Looks Like A Hippie's Buttcrack.

I'm told this is a real guy who died from snake handling.

No ladies speaking in tongues?

With his preacher lady talking in tongues?

They're so aggressive + evangelical. I painted a house one Summer in Missouri. A roofer, working on the house next door put his Ghetto Blaster on the peak of the roof, blasting Rush Limbaugh while he took a 2 hour lunch.

@retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social

Grandpa weeded the garden again.

i can't tell if this is satire even with "the onion" on it

Best laugh all day.

Bunch of toxic snakes. Appropriate half time show for rats.

I wouldn’t put it past them 😜

Well, no one is going to steal your catalytic converter in the next half hour

That sounds more fun than the real thing or the stupid game. Hopefully he got bit.

Strychnine drinking toasts!😹

THE snake directly from the Garden of Eden? 😳

I’m actually surprised that the former Australian Prime Minister was not afforded the position of handling the serpent during the half time slot. One could only imagine how excited he would have been to not only handle a serpent but also wear his masonic apron.

And the second act?

🤣🤣 clowns! I'm ready to watch Bad Bunny!

Really? YIKES

Believable.

I think Ted's forgotten about Ted.

That would be more entertaining than geriatric Kid Rock

😂

Hopefully it was a heart stopping act.